Well probably more accurately, my entire life has been a mid-life crisis, even before it was my mid-life.
The other evening, Wifey and I were at Lucky’s, a local bar/restaurant, with another couple having breakfast after a house party. Vegas is somewhat unusual in the fact that they have tons of small combination bar, restaurant, and gambling spots. They are similar to Denny’s or IHop except they cater to people who drink and gamble.
Anyway we’re sitting around a 4-top and notice another couple in the corner playing kissy face. The guy was in his 40’s and the girl was probably about 10 years younger. I’m not much of a judge of guys but he wasn’t too bad. The girl was pretty hot, with nice legs and a short skirt. She had on a bra, which deducts 10 points automatically from my hotness scale.
You have to appreciate that this is around 3 A.M. and the place is fairly quiet and the church crowd is home in bed, so nobody is really paying much attention to them. Besides they still have their clothes on.
All of a sudden we hear a bunch of yelling and look over to see a woman, who is apparently “the wife” going off on the guy. His wife yanks the girl out of the booth by her hair and pushes her towards the door, then sits down and glares at her husband.
I’ll spare you the details of the crying, shouting, finger pointing, etc. but needless to say this guy’s evening didn’t end well and hopefully it was worth it.
After she drug him out by the ear, we were able to continue our breakfast. But the scene got us to talking about having a mid-life crisis. We’ve both been in the Lifestyle for over 10 years and I think has thankfully has saved us from a similar scene.
While I must confess, I drive a 40 something year old classic Corvette convertible and have a younger “classic” wife, I’ve never had the urge to stray from my marriage like the guy we just watched. Of course our definition of “not straying” or “not cheating” is probably a little different from the straight couple we just watched fighting.
Our friends are nudists and own their own business like we do, so our schedules are pretty flexible. I don’t know why I mentioned that they were nudists, other than the fact they are usually at a nudist camp when they are not working.
We’re not nudists other than the fact we enjoy going to nude beaches in California but being naked in the woods doesn’t really appeal to me. Besides I grew up on a farm and getting up at 5 A.M. to milk the cows wasn’t that exciting when I was younger.
We’ve been fortunate and swinging has possibly kept us from having an embarrassing screaming match in some bar or motel. While partying will not fix a bad marriage, it will allow you to sample outside pleasures without causing problems.
For example, if I miss some sweet little thing my wife will always make sure and point her out to me. I never get yelled at for watching some cutie. When we lived in the mid-west, my wife liked to mow the yard in her bikini. When she was mowing, our next door neighbor would always work on his yard next to our property. That is at least until his wife sees him and runs out to yank him back into the house.
My wife loved to tease him and would always do shit like bend over to clean out the mower, with her butt towards him. I’ve even noticed her squatting down in front of him as she talked to him, while he was pruning a bush. She is such a slut and a prick teaser!
My mid-life crisis has been a lot of fun and we’ve enjoyed every minute of it. Sooner or later, I’m going to have to grow up I guess and put away my toys. But it’s so much fun to just play. For two people we have a boat load of rolling stock.
You, sir, are living the dream.