Sorry I Can’t Share The Good Ones !

tumblr_nswjoqAfeA1uuzblfo1_1280I’ve been an aspiring photographer for most of my life and started taking pictures in high school. I used to have a dark room setup in a room in my Dad’s garage. I’ve been an amateur-professional for quite some time.

Back in the mid-west I taught advanced photography and worked with a nationwide modeling and talent agency, teaching models on how to pose for the camera. I also worked with a large talent agency shooting pictures of bands and concerts.

Wifey was a fashion model before we got married and so naturally I’ve got thousands of pictures of her. She was just too skinny for my taste at 115 pounds and 5′-11″. Of course, she had to be that thin to work as a clothes horse. It took me about two years to fatten her up to her fighting weight. Now she’s around 130# and has a body that looks like she lives in the gym, yet eats pizza and tacos for breakfast. I’d kill for her metabolism!

When we got in the Lifestyle, my camera has always come in handy. Now with the new cell phones, you can get pictures that are hard to tell from those taken with a Canon DSLR.

For those of you who have followed me for a while, know that this is my second WordPress blog site. The first one was banned, I think primarily for the pictures. I’m a lot more careful with this blog as I don’t want to be kicked to the curb again.

So if you’ve wondered why I don’t have more explicit (better) pictures, that’s why. I’m trying to post interesting stuff, while keeping it clean enough to not get banned again.

Of course it goes without saying that in swinging, we are always extremely careful not to show any pictures that are identifiable, which also crimps my style on what I can show you.

For those of you who have dirty pictures on your phone, be smart and put them in a password protected program that hides them. I’m sure you realize that anytime you take your phone to the phone store, the first thing the technician does is check for naked pictures.

Also people have a bad habit of looking through your gallery if you hand them your phone. This can lead to embarrassing situations if a co-worker discovers the nude selfie that you’ve taken.

I have all of my naked and party pictures password protected on my Samsung Note 4 to keep prying eyes from seeing them. While I don’t have a problem with people looking at them, it’s not the best thing for your boss or family members to discover.

tumblr_ny0b9jAZvk1tkueafo1_500I get enough comments on the bikini shot I use for the background and I can just imagine what I’d hear if a nude popped up. So for those of you who keep naked pictures on your cell phone, spend a couple of bucks for a program to hide them.

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Larry Archer's the name, smut's my game. I am a writer of erotic literature that's generally always HEA (Happily Ever After), which typically involves no regrets sex. I write in a humorous style with a plot and suitable for reading with one hand. My stories are full of sexual situations that are often taken straight from our swinger lifestyle in Las Vegas. If you want to enjoy erotica, where every page is dripping with action, give me a try.
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5 Responses to Sorry I Can’t Share The Good Ones !

  1. Dawn D says:

    This is why I don’t have many revealing pics on my site, so I feel your pain!
    I try to delete all the sexy pics as they happen. I don’t want my kids discovering them. I don’t have enough room on my phone either 🙂
    But I may still be intrested in that program you’re talking about. Just in case…

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  2. For Android I use PhotoVault for pictures and VideoVault for my dirty movies. Both are from Pacific Software and less than $5 each. With PhotoVault it looks just like Gallery or any picture viewer. None of your smut will show up until you enter a password then you can switch between public and private pictures. Inside the program if you want to hide them, just mark em and flip them to private and they disappear unless you are running PhotoVault and have entered your password. By the same token you can make them visible or email them to your adoring fans! VideoVault is the same for most video formats and I use it to hide my home movies until I’m in the bathroom. 🙂 There are similar programs for iPhone but I’m not familiar with them. Even if you don’t have dirty pictures, you can use it to hide any kind of pictures. Perfect for your friends who go thru all your pictures without asking.

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    • Also if you have an Android phone, a lot of them will take a memory card but with iPhone you’re out of luck. My Note has 32 gig of main memory and I added a 128 gig memory card.


    • Dawn D says:

      I don’t know what is going on with my phone, but… I did insert a card, but I can’t seem to use it. When I look at my apps, even though my phone is telling me that the phone’s memory is used up, it doesn’t allow me to put anything on the card. And if I look at the amount of data, it’s less than the phone’s in-built memory added to the card memory.
      Very frustrating!
      I’ll look into Videovault, but considering how things are right now on my phone, I doubt I can install any new program (no space 😦 ).


  3. I’m assuming that you have an Android phone of some type with a memory card installed. I suggest that you try the following:

    1 ) Turn phone off and wait until the screen blanks.
    2 ) Remove the memory card and make sure it is inserted with the contacts pointed the right direction. Often there is a picture of the card to help you. Typically the contacts face the body of the phone and go in first. push the card with your finger and make sure it is fully inserted. Be sure that you in fact have a memory card and are not just talking about the SIM card which only stores your phone number and other stuff. Your memory card should say something like 32 Gig.
    3 ) Power up the phone and press the Settings icon (looks like a gear), which should display information on the phone. Go down the Settings until you find “Storage” and select that. If you scroll down you should find info on the “SD Card” make sure there is a number in the “Total Space” that tells you if a card is installed and how much memory is there. I don’t know how it tells you if it can’t read the memory card as I haven’t had that on my phone.
    4 ) If you know that there is nothing on the memory card you want to keep then scroll to the bottom and you should find an option to Format the SD card. Press that and follow the instructions. Remember that this will erase everything on the card. If it formats okay then you should be good to go.
    5 ) If you go to the Camera, click the gear (settings) and then the more option (three dots) one of the icons should be storage location. You can select the SD card for all new pictures and then any new pictures will be stored on the sd card.
    6 ) If you go to the Play Store, look for a File Manager program. I use “File Manager HD” by Cheetah Mobile which is free and works pretty good. This will allow you to move the existing pictures from your phone to the SD Card, which should free up your phone memory. Or, you can simply email all of your nudes and dirty pictures to me for safe keeping (heh, heh, heh!).
    7 ) If you plug your phone into the computer, you should be able to use Windows Explorer (PC) and copy your pictures and put a copy on your computer. If they are naughty then put them someplace besides My Pictures and don’t name the folder something like Don’t Look My Dirty Pictures are Here! This will keep your pictures backed up on a different source in case you drop your phone in the toilet.
    8 ) If you successfully get your pictures moved to the SD Card and your phone dies, remove the SD Card before you take it to the shop unless the tech girl/guy is cute.

    Questions, enclose a dirty picture and email me. 🙂


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