I wanted to give a shout out to my readers, Thank You!
When I started in the smut business a couple of years ago, it was to give me an outlet to talk about our swinging experiences, but that’s changed.
Like most people, I bought Playboy to read the articles and never to look at those dirty disgusting pictures of naked women, doing nasty things to themselves! Then one day I ran across the Literotica.com website, which is a place for aspiring authors to publish dirty stories.
After abusing myself to a couple of stories, I thought to myself “I can do that!”, which started my career as a writer of stroke material. In my day job, I often have to write technical reports where accuracy is a key goal. Many of the smut stories I’ve read had serious issues such as misspelled words, missing words, or the wrong word used.
Often you are forced to stop choking your chicken to try and figure out what the hell the author is talking about. Plus some of the plots are so ludicrous that an alien invasion wingnut would not even believe.
Now while my stories will push the envelope somewhat, in the “Lifestyle” we often see scenes or situations that a straight person might find hard to believe. My stories have a plot (somewhat) and revolve around everybody getting laid.
I often remember reading a post from another “author” of erotica that was writing a story and mentioned that he had written 10,000 words and no one had gotten laid. Beyond the title page and copyright page of my stories, someone is doing the nasty on virtually every page. I try to wrap sex around a somewhat believable plot that after a couple of shots of Tequila, you can buy into!
Anyway I’ve kind of gotten off track here. What I wanted to say was say thank you to those who have bought my smut or read it on Kindle Unlimited for free. You ROCK!
Right this instant as I write this, my author’s rank in Amazon Erotica is #609. My lowest has been #425. Before you say poo, think about the fact there are over 10,000 writers of Erotica, so being below 1,000 is a big deal. At least to me it is. My rank is typically in the top 5-10% of the authors of Erotica at Amazon. I write as a hobby and am not hard core about it. My musings are a fun exercise to let your mind wander and ask “What if?”
Also when we go to a House Party, I can write about what we’ve seen and done after changing the names to protect the guilty of course!
Thank you for buying my smut so grab your credit card and buy some more to make me happier. 🙂
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I must say that I enjoy your book very much. But I’m still far from finished with it. Maybe because I am too busy with the rest of my life to spend much time reading smut. Or maybe because when I do, I achieve the goal quickly enough that I don’t need to read many pages 😉
I have also given some thought to your proposition. I’m thinking about how and when to join the group of 10,000 you’re talking about 😉
I have an idea. Now I just need to find time to put it into practice 😉
Thank you for keeping us entertained, sharing your lifestyle so openly and providing as much support as you have to this newbie. All of it is much appreciated 🙂
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Dawn it’s always great to hear from you and I wish you luck and success in your future writing. I’ve always enjoyed reading about your adventures and am convinced that you have great stories hidden inside and just waiting to burst out!
As Master Yoda once said, “Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.”
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I’d tried to reply last night but my phone didn’t let me
I won’t try then. I’ll do. I’m just not sure when exactly 😉