A funny thing happened the other night at Denny’s. A group of us had been to a house party and decided to grab breakfast before going home. A house party or swinger’s party at someone’s home is always a great place for the girls to show off how minimally they can dress. It seems like a typical swinger is also an exhibitionist and going to a party is always a treat, even if you don’t do anything.
So we walk into Denny’s and the waitress sits our three couples at one of those U-shaped booths. Right next to us in the adjoining booth are a group of church ladies (aka SNL) and after their mouths finally closed, started ragging on us with little comments that we were obviously supposed to hear. What they were doing out at 2AM I have no idea.
The words “slut”, “mini-skirt”, “hussy” and the like were directed to us but this was not our first rodeo. The girls started firing back with little stories about “did you see the dick on that guy” or “I couldn’t believe she sucked off that many guys”, which really perturbed the church ladies.
Finally one of the girls announced that she was going to the ladies room and slid out of the booth. Walking back towards the restrooms, she “accidentally” dropped her purse and then bent over from the waist to pick it up. This caused her skirt to ride up half way across her cute little butt.
That was all it took for the church ladies and I assume they all ran to church to pray for our souls. It was so funny and never underestimate the scorn of a wronged swinger!
I am always amazed at how straight Las Vegas is once you get away from the Strip. But when we lived in the mid-west it was pretty much the same thing. Once you find out what’s going on around you, it’s sometimes mind boggling.
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