Lisabet Sarai’s Latest Stories – Read them if you Dare?

One of my favorite female erotic writers, Lisabet Sarai, has two new releases that you should grab now. That is assuming you are wearing your oven mittens!

FourthWorld_400x600Fourth World: Erotic Tales of Monsters, Myths, and Magic (~30,000 words) A collection of kinky stories as only Lisabet can write them. These are not for mamby-pamby readers but meant for those who like serious kink, including BDSM, dominance and submission, paranormal erotica, blood sports, vampires, and erotic horror.

For those who like serious stuff including blood sports, Lisabet is the Mistress for you. She’ll have you on your knees begging for more as she instructs you on how to properly serve her. Remember to always say “Yes Mistress”, no matter what she asks or how bad you’re afraid it’s going to hurt. But don’t be afraid, the pain will be worth it!

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San Andreas – Oh, my God! We're all going to die!

San_Andreas_posterNow for something completely different. Myself and half the non-working and unemployed people of Las Vegas (and other cities) crowded into the movie theater this morning to find out how we were going to be saved when the big one hits!

What I learned was to run outside and hold up your hand and “The Rock” would reach down out of his helicopter and pluck your ass to safety. That is until the gearbox goes out and you crash into a clothing store!

It’s not necessary to bring your brain, just your seatbelts as the CGI is really incredible and something is falling down and crashing on top of you for almost 2 hours non-stop.

Seriously it’s not a thinking movie (but I assumed you already had figured that out) but a tour de force in special effects with everything bouncing even the Rock’s movie daughter’s nice jugs. I was disappointed that when her t-shirt got wet, the show wasn’t better but I have a good imagination! I thought bras were banned back in the 70’s?

So if you crave excitement that doesn’t hurt your brain too bad, give it a shot.

P.S. Ignore all the poor movie reviews, after all what do they know? You know you want to see the Rock and all his muscles ride out a tsunami.

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San Andreas – Oh, my God! We’re all going to die!

San_Andreas_posterNow for something completely different. Myself and half the non-working and unemployed people of Las Vegas (and other cities) crowded into the movie theater this morning to find out how we were going to be saved when the big one hits!

What I learned was to run outside and hold up your hand and “The Rock” would reach down out of his helicopter and pluck your ass to safety. That is until the gearbox goes out and you crash into a clothing store!

It’s not necessary to bring your brain, just your seatbelts as the CGI is really incredible and something is falling down and crashing on top of you for almost 2 hours non-stop.

Seriously it’s not a thinking movie (but I assumed you already had figured that out) but a tour de force in special effects with everything bouncing even the Rock’s movie daughter’s nice jugs. I was disappointed that when her t-shirt got wet, the show wasn’t better but I have a good imagination! I thought bras were banned back in the 70’s?

So if you crave excitement that doesn’t hurt your brain too bad, give it a shot.

P.S. Ignore all the poor movie reviews, after all what do they know? You know you want to see the Rock and all his muscles ride out a tsunami.

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ExciteSpice.com Signup for Discounted Smut

ExciteSpice.com is a new site started by Selena Kitt to advertise erotic works by moi and other writers of smut. She sends out regular emails with specials for dirty books you are going to love to read. (Lube optional but recommended!)

For the next few weeks, at least, every Saturday will be an offer for one of my eBooks at a special discounted price along with others from talented writers of smutty books. If you sign up at ExciteSpice, you’ll get five e-books free for signing up.

http://bit.ly/exciteSPICElist <<- Click the link to sign up.

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Cuckold and Hotwife – Box Set 1 Now available for your wanking pleasure

Cuckold and Hotwife - Box Set 1 -Cover 200x300Cuckold and Hotwife – Box Set 1” is a box set of three hotwife stories for your reading and self-abuse pleasure. Almost 100,000 words describing some of the wildest scenes you could ever imagine. If you’ve ever wondered about the erotic fantasy of watching your wife being ravaged by men, right in front of your eyes; this is your entry into that forbidden world.

Written by a swinger, who’s been there and done that, this box set is based upon the true adventures of a swinger couple to give you an up close and personal look at the world of cuckold husbands with their hotwives.

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I Feel Violated!

As a proud multi-generational Texan, I feel violated and my heritage has been besmirched. And I’m not talking about the wacko right wing nut jobs and the fear that Obama was going to have the army capture Texas and sell us to Mexico. Thank god Chuck Norris was able to protect us from those wily Yankees (a.k.a Carpet Baggers).

What I’m talking about is Blue Bell Ice Cream! Like big hair, Blue Bell is an ingrained part of Texas and just like John Wayne at the battle of the Alamo, we love Blue Bell and she has embarrassed us! The only thing worst would have been spitting on the Texas flag.

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Mayor caught with child porn on his iPad

web1_NLV_MORE_COPS-022515ca-001_14Only in Vegas would the mayor of North Las Vegas have child porn on his iPad. Now the FBI is investigating and he claims it just popped up one day and couldn’t get rid of it?

Lucy you got some splaining to do! 🙂

http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/las-vegas/nlv-mayor-calls-child-porn-allegations-completely-and-absolutely-false

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Check out ExciteSpice and grab a discounted copy of one of my books

Selena Kitt has started a new website to promote erotica and I’ve signed up to advertise on the site and newsletter. Look for my popular “Seduced By The Dark Side” with special pricing starting in the next couple of days.

Seduced by the Dark Side - CoverThumb72dpi“Seduced by the Dark Side” (58,000 Words) is a hard-core non-stop bareback erotic romance about a small town farm girl from Minnesota who moves to Las Vegas to experience the wilder side of life. Ingrid’s education starts as soon as her plane lands in Las Vegas where she is picked up by Stormy, an exotic dancer, while trying to get her luggage. Accepting a ride from her new girlfriend, she finds out how much fun the back of a limo can be with a bunch of horny exotic dancers.

On her first day at work, her new boss, Crystal, catches her taking care of business, while she relives her experience from last night in the limo. Her boss, who is a MILF in expensive clothes, takes an immediate liking to her. While driving in her bosses new convertible, she meets a swinger couple, Foxy and Larry, on Las Vegas Boulevard, who invite them to a gentleman’s club that night for what promises to be an exciting evening.

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It's a Hooker Convention and also a boxing match

Well last night at the MGM Grand, it looked like a hooker convention as ladies of the night gathered from the far reaches to attempt to fleece those gathered to watch the fight of fights and I’m not talking about two women in a shopping center parking lot wailing on each other.

Las Vegas or Sin City as the locals affectionally call it was loaded last night. If you didn’t get laid it was your fault as the girls were almost fighting over the Johns. I kept expecting to hear a Blue Light special announcement for buy one girl and get one for free.

Wifey and I were walking through the MGM gawking at all the tourists, especially the imported girls who each tried to outdo the other with minimal outfits. I think my wife was even feeling “out slutted” with some of the outfits the girls were wearing.

After last night, the saying “Only in Vegas” again had a special meaning. People are paying thousands of dollars to watch two guys beat the crap out of each other. I only come to watch the ring girls and rarely witness pugilistic conflicts except for the occasional event where wifey dons her leather bustier and thigh high boots to lay her crop across the ass of some sub who dares to displease her.

Funny you’d think that they would learn their lesson but they keep messing up to incur the lash of the flogger or crop, which is designed to teach them the error of their ways. But it’s not all bad as just the other day I got one of the best blowjobs I’ve ever had from some cute little thing, on her hands and knees as wifey laid strips across her pert ass.

Wifey had caught her sucking my dick at a house party without permission and before you knew it, her short skirt was flipped up on her back and after her thong was ripped off, wifey laid into her, with her crop she keeps tucked in her boot.

Every time she got swatted across the rear, she would moan and take me deeper down her throat. As an occasional bystander to my wife’s duties of keeping her subjects in line, I am continually amazed at how pain escalates erotica.

Of course it wasn’t all bad as after she finished me off, Wifey demanded a kiss to insure that in fact she had done the dirty deed. The girl quickly learned that you are not allowed to swallow the evidence without leaving some on your face for others to enjoy!

One of my friends is a big strong guy with the police force and is reduced to a whimpering mass of jelly on the floor when Foxy puts a spike heel in the middle of his back. I think it’s the fact that always having to be in charge makes them such a sub when they can abdicate everything to their Mistress. For once the only thing they have to do is say “Yes Mistress or I’m Sorry Mistress please don’t punish me!” LOL

If you’re coming to the fight tonight, have fun but be careful. Besides importing hookers, Las Vegas has imported cops to help out. If the guy at the bar next to you comments on your wife’s tits, just agree with him and tell yourself, “Sorry dude, she’s mine, you can look all you want but don’t touch.”

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It’s a Hooker Convention and also a boxing match

Well last night at the MGM Grand, it looked like a hooker convention as ladies of the night gathered from the far reaches to attempt to fleece those gathered to watch the fight of fights and I’m not talking about two women in a shopping center parking lot wailing on each other.

Las Vegas or Sin City as the locals affectionally call it was loaded last night. If you didn’t get laid it was your fault as the girls were almost fighting over the Johns. I kept expecting to hear a Blue Light special announcement for buy one girl and get one for free.

Wifey and I were walking through the MGM gawking at all the tourists, especially the imported girls who each tried to outdo the other with minimal outfits. I think my wife was even feeling “out slutted” with some of the outfits the girls were wearing.

After last night, the saying “Only in Vegas” again had a special meaning. People are paying thousands of dollars to watch two guys beat the crap out of each other. I only come to watch the ring girls and rarely witness pugilistic conflicts except for the occasional event where wifey dons her leather bustier and thigh high boots to lay her crop across the ass of some sub who dares to displease her.

Funny you’d think that they would learn their lesson but they keep messing up to incur the lash of the flogger or crop, which is designed to teach them the error of their ways. But it’s not all bad as just the other day I got one of the best blowjobs I’ve ever had from some cute little thing, on her hands and knees as wifey laid strips across her pert ass.

Wifey had caught her sucking my dick at a house party without permission and before you knew it, her short skirt was flipped up on her back and after her thong was ripped off, wifey laid into her, with her crop she keeps tucked in her boot.

Every time she got swatted across the rear, she would moan and take me deeper down her throat. As an occasional bystander to my wife’s duties of keeping her subjects in line, I am continually amazed at how pain escalates erotica.

Of course it wasn’t all bad as after she finished me off, Wifey demanded a kiss to insure that in fact she had done the dirty deed. The girl quickly learned that you are not allowed to swallow the evidence without leaving some on your face for others to enjoy!

One of my friends is a big strong guy with the police force and is reduced to a whimpering mass of jelly on the floor when Foxy puts a spike heel in the middle of his back. I think it’s the fact that always having to be in charge makes them such a sub when they can abdicate everything to their Mistress. For once the only thing they have to do is say “Yes Mistress or I’m Sorry Mistress please don’t punish me!” LOL

If you’re coming to the fight tonight, have fun but be careful. Besides importing hookers, Las Vegas has imported cops to help out. If the guy at the bar next to you comments on your wife’s tits, just agree with him and tell yourself, “Sorry dude, she’s mine, you can look all you want but don’t touch.”

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