Idle Hands are the Devil’s Workshop

Idle Hands

As your parents have probably told you many times, “Idle Hands are the devil’s workshop,” which is the title of this erotic story. Two MILFs with workaholic husbands decide to take matters into their own hands and get satisfaction.

They start at an adult theater and store to innocently purchase a replacement vibrator for one that has died from overuse. One thing leads to another, and they end up learning what “Glory Hole” really means and how hard the floor is on their knees.

They next decide to sample the world of swingers and further their education in the ways of sexual conquest and satisfaction.

This 20,000-word story is available now on all the usual sites for your self-abuse pleasure. As always, I recommend that you purchase from KinkyLiterature.com as the price is the same, and you get the satisfaction of supporting people who enjoy smut stories as much as you do.

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Seduced by the Dark Side by Larry Archer

“Seduced by the Dark Side” (58,000 word erotic novel) is a hard-core, non-stop erotic romance novel about a small-town farm girl from Minnesota who moves to Las Vegas to experience the wilder side of life. Ingrid’s education starts as soon as her plane lands in Las Vegas, where she is picked up by Stormy, an exotic dancer, while trying to claim her luggage. Accepting a ride from her new girlfriend, she finds out how much fun the back of a limo can be with a bunch of horny exotic dancers.

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On her first day at work, her new boss, Crystal, catches her taking care of business while she relives her experience from last night in the limo. Her boss, a MILF in expensive clothes, takes an immediate liking to her. While driving in her boss’s new convertible, she meets a swinger couple, Foxy and Larry, on Las Vegas Boulevard, who invite them to a gentleman’s club that night for what promises to be an exciting evening.

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Are Swingers Perverts

“So, what’s it like to party with swingers? They are all perverts, I bet?”

A straight friend asked me the other day after discovering that my wife and I are swingers. Like most in the lifestyle, we try to separate our party life from our straight life, as non-monogamy is still not accepted in America.

My friend is a fellow photographer, and while we were looking at each other’s pictures. He accidentally clicked on the wrong folder, which contained images from a house party, exposing our sordid alternate lifestyle.

Like a dog with a bone, my buddy had a million questions as he fantasized about swapping wives.

“So, you guys go to orgies and screwing each other’s wives?”

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The Mechanic by Larry Archer

The Mechanic is inching towards the door as I fight my OCD and struggle to focus on one story at a time. I’m thinking of asking my street corner pharmacist for some Adderall to keep me from getting distracted, but I haven’t reached that point yet.

Every time we attend a house party, I usually leave with another story idea, which leads to a 10,000-word draft, allowing me to capture my thoughts and determine where to take the story. As of the last count, my draft folder contained well over one hundred drafts, but that has only resulted in more than forty published novels and novellas. I have my work cut out for me.

My typical story is between 50K – 100K words, unlike the normal smut story of 10K-15K words. Sort of like, “I promise I won’t cum in your mouth,” for me, typing ‘The End’ is especially problematic.

In our fictional world, Foxy drives a Black Series Mercedes SLS AMG, a high-performance exotic sports car. Larry had the car delivered to the Mercedes Factory Race Team, who promptly disassembled the car and tricked out every component, including balancing and blueprinting the engine.

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Writing Porn Stories for Fun and Profit

As usual, I’ve broken the one resolution I make each year. My goal was to work on one story at a time, finish it, and publish before starting the next. Besides my current WIP, The Mechanic at 29,000 words, I’ve also written 67,000 words on five other stories. The obvious point is that I’ve written twice as much in five stories as my primary work in progress.

My wife and I are in the lifestyle, in real life, and I often get ideas for stories from house parties and events we attend. It’s typical for an author to research a topic before writing a story, but think about this. If you’re writing a story about swinging, do you think you’d really understand how it feels to be with someone else’s spouse while watching your partner with another man or woman?

Going to a house party is an experience in itself. We use the term house party to describe a party where swingers get together for fun. Straights generally don’t understand the term’s usage, and the implications fly over their heads. My wife is like a lot of wives and enjoys being an exhibitionist and shit disturber. She’s not the typical party animal, but is good about gathering people together, and once they are in a pile, she skips out the door. Everyone loves her because she makes things happen, even when, ninety percent of the time, she’s history.

I’ve come to realize that swingers’ attitudes towards others are different from those of straights. Those in the lifestyle have realized that sex and love are two different things. All of the things we see and do make a never-ending basis for my stories, and coupled with my dirty mind, have generated over forty published novels in electronic, paperback, or audiobook format.

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The Runaway

One of my more popular erotic novellas is being featured today on the front page of KinkyLiterature.com, your go-to place for all your smut.

The Runaway (34,000 Words)

Foxy and Larry, two swingers, pick up a stranded girl on the side of the road and take her home to try and help her just before Christmas. Initially, their motives were to try and help her, but rapidly the homeless girl becomes infatuated with the couple and their Lifestyle. Their mission of mercy now turns to debauchery as they invite her into their home and family. This 34,000-word novella is reasonably long for your reading pleasure.

This is an erotic romance story intended for mature adult audiences only and includes graphic descriptions of sex between consenting adults with all bareback, straight, bisexual, lesbian erotica, taboo, erotica for women, erotica for men, romantic erotica, BDSM, and group scenes.

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Another Day in Paradise

Another Day in Paradise

Another Day in Paradise (40,000 Words) is an erotic novella about a mid-western girl, Monica, who moves to Las Vegas to pursue her dreams of being a chorus girl. Like many others who came before her, she finds fame and fortune a challenging goal to achieve.

By accident, she meets a fellow dancer who gets her a job serving as eye candy, escorting the mayor around town to help keep her afloat while she pursues her dancing career.

Her girlfriend, Porsche, turns out to have a wild side, and quickly, Monica is thrown into the clutches of two swingers and their girlfriends for a sex-filled romp that will keep you titillated page after page. Another Day in Paradise is a hard-core novella with a plot that leads you down the road of Monica’s seduction in exquisite detail. You’ll be amazed as to how quickly she comes over to the Dark Side.

Another Day in Paradise is another of Larry Archer’s humorous looks at the life of swingers and the misadventures they lead. This 40,000-word novella is chock-full of explicit descriptions of hot-hot action, with a HEA ending that only Larry can portray.

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Whips and Kisses by Lisabet Sarai

Whips & Kisses by Lisabet Sarai has just been released for your reading pleasure. Lisabet will shower you in kisses if you read her latest BDSM erotic romance. Of course, if you don’t read it, she will use her whips to reeducate you. On your knees, eyes downcast, hands behind your back, and repeat after me, “Yes, Mistress, I’m sorry and accept your punishment.”

Then kiss her thigh-high leather boots and lick them clean while glancing at the treasures between her legs. Be careful, if she catches you peeking, you’ll get to taste the delicious sting of her whip, until she decides to sit on your face.

The Joy of Surrender

By Lisabet Sarai,

I’m not afraid to admit it (at least not while I’m sheltered behind the mask of my pseudonym). I love BDSM stories. Give me a well-written, convincing tale that incorporates bondage, spanking, whips and clamps, blindfolds, and tests of a sub’s devotion, and I’m in a state of bliss.

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House Party – Featured Today at Kinky Literature

House Party

The four-book House Party erotic romance series is one of my more popular swinger series available in electronic, paperback, and audiobook form. If you listen to one of my stories on audiobook, you’ll have both hands free to entertain yourself.

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House Party 1 <- Featured today at Kinky Literature
House Party 2
House Party 3
House Party 4

In the House Party Series, Foxy and Larry meet and party with a couple from Los Angeles. Foxy decides to run off with the guy, who abandons his wife with Larry. After they return to L.A., Foxy discovers that he owns a movie production studio that makes pornographic movies.

As an exhibitionist, Foxy becomes enthralled with the idea of starring in smut movies and starts working with Max, the director, in her first dirty movie. Back home, Larry worries that his wife has finally lost all her marbles but is determined to let her run loose on a relatively long chain.

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The Death of Innocence – All Versions Available

My latest Foxy and Larry adventure, The Death of Innocence, is now available everywhere and in all forms. Electronic versions are perfect for your cell phone, tablet, iPad, laptop, or desktop. Grab the paperback version if you want to give your other hand something to do.

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