In addition to writing porn, I enjoy reading porn, including my own. I just finished The Perfect Wife and enjoyed reading a story I wrote after being away from it. Initially, I didn’t believe there would be a market for paperback smut stories, but I changed my mind after seeing the results. Larry Archer’s paperback erotica is about 15-30% of total sales. After reading stories on my phone or computer for years, I’ve rediscovered the joys of being able to hold a book. At least now I don’t have to worry about what to do with my other hand.

The Perfect Wife is another in my stories about a straight woman who falls into the clutches of another woman while her hubby is out of town. Lisabet quickly points out that the Dark Side is eager to pounce on another powerless victim, especially of the feminine persuasion. As an author, the stories that pour out of my keyboard come directly from my depraved mind, and for that, I am guilty.

I love to write about girl-on-girl sex because it is so much fun to watch. Women are much nicer to look at than a bunch of sweaty guys. For those of you fortunate to attend House Parties, I’m sure that you’ll agree with me.

In The Perfect Wife, we find Wanda in the kitchen of her new condo, looking for something to eat. Wanda and her husband Tony had just moved into their empty condominium with all their furniture and belongings in a broken-down moving van halfway across the country. Wanda was a stay-at-home wife who had always been under the protective wing of her husband, who was now on the way to London. The polar opposite of Tony, Wanda was shy and uncertain among strangers. An attractive MILF, Wanda didn’t have a clue as to how to properly present herself before falling into the clutches of Foxy.

Foxy, a six-foot, curly-haired brunette sexpot who has never met a stranger, is having lunch at The Tower’s restaurant with her Amazonian girlfriend, Chrissy. Her big redheaded girlfriend looks like she just stepped out of a do-or-die cage fight or a remake of Xena the Warrior Princess. Contrasting Foxy’s tall, lanky body, Chrissy is not fat but a big girl with a weight lifter’s physique who lives with Foxy and her husband Larry.

Wanda, who had hurriedly packed her suitcase before flying to Las Vegas, regretted packing the wrong dress. Against her better judgment, she had dressed as a prostitute at a Halloween party in a skirt that was far too short but had thrilled her husband, nevertheless. Wanda had finally admitted to herself that the attention she received from the other husbands was exciting and bolstered her confidence. A year later, she was forced to wear that miniskirt out in public to get something to eat.

Walking up behind Foxy and Chrissy, who were waiting to be seated, Wanda felt a little better as these two girls wore shorter skirts than hers. Realizing that Wanda was alone, Foxy invited her to join them for lunch.

Most women would have recognized the danger she was in and would have run screaming for their lives. Unfortunately, Wanda didn’t see the writing on the wall while taking her first step to the Dark Side. Naive and trusting, Wanda easily went from having lunch to nude sunbathing to lesbian sex without realizing what was happening. Her husband Tony wasn’t much help as he FaceTimed from London and watched his innocent bride being introduced to a hot sapphic experience with two gorgeous women, especially one he’d be afraid to arm wrestle.

We now find Wanda trying to decide if she wants to be a Hotwife, a Unicorn-in-training, or possibly all of the above. The whole time, her husband is practicing self-abuse and hoping that he doesn’t go blind before he gets to watch in person.

As Lisabet will likely tell you, Wanda quickly goes from bad to worse as she tries to decide on the butt plug or Chrissy’s strap-on. But as Larry Archer’s stories go, it all works out in the end, even for Tony, who is stuck across the pond.

Like most of Larry Archer’s erotica, The Perfect Wife is available as an ebook, paperback, or audiobook. That’s right, even smut in audiobook format, so you’ll have both hands free. Aren’t you tired of listening to morning talk radio on the way to work?

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