I hope you had a good Turkey Day and now must purge or diet for the next few weeks to get back to your fighting weight for Ho Ho to arrive. For us, it’s getting ready for our annual New Year’s PJ Party, which will be all-consuming until the ball drops.

Our PJ parties were large by house party standards when we lived in the Midwest. We’ve had to cut back somewhat due to the lack of parking space in Sin City. Back home, our house was on over an acre of land, giving us plenty of room for guests’ cars. In Las Vegas, land is at a premium and generally over $500-$750K/acre, meaning parking spots are at a premium.

Typically, about 120-130 people would fill our house to overflowing. Our minions are at work helping us get ready. One of the couples works as DJs at Strip clubs and is building us a jump drive of songs for the evening. But most of the work is basic grunt labor. Much furniture is moved to the garage to encourage people to stand and mingle rather than sit and vegetated.

New Years is always fun, and it’s too bad that we rarely get lucky at our own party. Other than the occasional driveby blowjob, Foxy and I usually celebrate New Year by getting together for a quickie at around four AM. About the time, the birds start singing. I know it should be against the rules to screw your wife at a swinger’s party rather than someone else’s.

Hosting our party means that ninety percent of the time is spent cruising the house, ensuring no disasters happen. Most in the Lifestyle drink moderately, as alcohol is not conducive to male performance. We’ve only had one notable problem with a drunk.

Foxy and I scrub our invite list carefully to pick couples who get along and don’t cause issues. Every city typically has several groups of swingers, often demarcated by socioeconomic status. Since swinging is not accepted by most straights, we and our guests demand privacy to avoid publicity.

It’s funny how it’s okay to screw your administrative assistant but wrong to fuck your neighbor’s wife while her husband jacks off watching!

I remember sitting at the kitchen table early on New Year’s Day, browsing the local news on my tablet. On the society pages was a photo of a woman at a big charity ball whose husband owned a chain of hotels. She was wearing some slinky dress that was cut down the back to the crack of her ass and created a stir with the paparazzi.

I laughed as I remembered Foxy unzipping that dress to let it fall on our family room floor after they arrived from the charity ball. That was one party where we had a fabulous foursome instead of remaining celibate.

So feel sorry for us slaving all December to ensure our guests get lucky on New Year’s.

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I’m attempting to keep working on my erotic stories through all this mess, but it will be a struggle until after the beginning of the year.

One of the stories I’m working on has a dark plot for me, and I’m trying to word the story in a way that does not make me sound like a chauvinistic pig. Having a wife who is solidly on the side of women’s rights makes me doubly careful with my words, at least until I remove all the sharp objects from the house.

I’ve just installed the new versions of QuarkXPress and CorelDraw to continue my publishing career, somewhat like Monty Burns from the Simpsons. So far, Quark and Corel have continued to publish their software as owned and not rented. It aggravates me to have software that requires you to pay yearly fees for using the product. My side gig as a photographer forces me to pay Adobe $10/month for Lightroom and PhotoShop, which rankles me.

Paperback versions of Larry Archer’s erotic stories have sold better than I ever expected, and last month, they were about thirty percent of total sales. Typically, paperback sales are around 15-20%, and I owe much of that to Quark and Corel’s professional output.

Most of my stories are also available in audiobook format, so you can have both hands free to enjoy my smut. My first book in the House Party Series (https://books2read.com/b/House-Party) of four books is almost an eight-hour listen and guaranteed to create a blister if not careful. Shop Amazon for lube.

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