Yahoo News has cemented its place as the Internet version of The National Enquirer. Yahoo’s news feed has news interposed with An Alien Impregnated My Wife, or Does that bar in Mexico with the donkey still exist, and did your wife know him?
Today’s revelation answers the age-old question, When you swallow, does it end up as pee or poo? If you’re like me, while running your fingers through the hair of a girl who’s just given you a fantastic blowjob, the final destination of your little tadpoles is the last thing on your mind. I imagine them swimming around in her stomach, looking for an egg to fuck!
After linking an article on the best blowjob techniques, I discovered the meat of the article, the Kardashians.
I’ve reversed all of my opinions on the Kardashians after learning that Kourtney swallows four loads of spunk a week to improve her fertility! That’s my kind of girl!
There’s nothing like the grin on a girl as she looks up at you with your future children running out of the corner of her mouth. One of our girlfriends is orally obsessed, and I remember her bragging that she’d sucked off twelve or thirteen guys at the party. I wasn’t sure where I was on the list, but that comment left a taste in my mouth.
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Two components involved: The actual sperm and the seminal fluid that acts as the medium in which they travel. Both contain… stuff that the body can use and gets absorbed and there’s not much “waste” for the body to get rid of, in that sense. Sperm is affected by pH; there’s a narrow range in which it can survive and its enemy is… acids; you swallow that load and what your body doesn’t absorb and use gets destroyed by the HCl in the stomach and, yeah, not much is left over to be… expelled. Seminal fluid is alkaline, which protects sperm it in the acidic environment of the vagina… but, again, it won’t protect them from stomach acid.
That Kardashian thing is… interesting and could be plausible; a man’s ejaculate contains “minute quantities” testosterone, and it has an… interesting affect on women that could, I guess, aid in getting pregnant but at the least, it’ll make her horny as fuck. I mean, a lot of women swallow it so they can’t get pregnant!
I’m curious: If she sucked off 12 or 13 guys – and you were somewhere on the list – why did it leave a taste in your mouth?
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LOL – You’re overthinking it! I just found the whole thing comical.
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Nah, that’s factual and something I know because guys who suck dick always ask (1) why it tastes good and (2) why it doesn’t. Kardashian? Eh, whatever, right?
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Ahhhh the Kardashians.
They perfected the act of being famous simply for being famous.
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Sigh. Great headline photo, though (on your blog, not the article about Ms.Kardashian…)
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