House Party 4 by Larry Archer is Off and Running

The third day out of the blocks and House Party 4’s rating is between #25 – #38 in the Best Sellers Rank of its erotic categories! Yesterday it was ~68K in the Kindle Store, and today it’s at 25K. Twenty-five thousand may not sound that great, but in erotica, that is a superb ranking.

HP4 is another in the House Party saga by Larry Archer. The entire series to date (HP, HP2, HP3, & HP4) is a total of 272,000 words or 65% the size of Gone With The Wind by Margaret Mitchell.

I can guarantee you that flogging your weiner to House Party is more satisfying than Gone With The Wind.

HP started as a single book, but there was no way to contain all of the fucking and sucking in a single book. HP has laid waste to every pretty woman around, and while I hate to use the term rape and pillage, there is not a lot of pillaging going on.

Seriously, folks, House Party has been a hoot to write. Larry Archer has let out the leash on his stable of loose women to see who could out slut the other. Dog collars for everyone and assume the position.

The House Party Series is available only on Kinky Literature, Amazon, and Kindle Unlimited. Lube sold extra.

That’s right, for the measly ten bucks a month Amazon charges for Kindle Unlimited, you can read the entire House Party series for free. Well, other than the ten bucks!

So would you rather read Gone With The Wind or 2/3’s of it with House Party? Your little buddy will thank you!

To discover all the erotic stories by Larry Archer, visit his Amazon Author’s Page.

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An X-Rated Excerpt from House Party 4

Picking up the house phone, he called the bar and asked for a double shot of Patron Platinum and a Dos Equis. One of the dancers, Peaches, showed up within a couple of minutes with his drinks.

“Problem, baby?” Peaches asked as she put the drinks along with salt and limes on his desk. “You don’t usually drink during the day?”

“Fucking IRS has got my nuts in a vise and are refusing to let go!” Larry spat out.

“You don’t cheat them, do you?”

“I only skim a little off the cash, but the government is someone who terrifies me,” Larry admitted. “Especially the IRS!”

“Linda thought something was wrong and sent me instead of a server. How can I make you feel better? Maybe a blowjob or an around the world?” Peaches asked with a mischievous smile on her face. “Mouth, pussy, then finish with a cumshot to my face while I clean you up?”

Larry laughed and replied, “Thanks, I needed that!”

“I’m serious,” Peaches replied as she walked around the desk and untied her bikini top. “You know you can always have anything you want? I’ll tell you what. Let me suck your dick while you think about it.”

Pulling his chair out from under the desk, Peaches squatted down and pulled down his zipper. Easing his dick out, Peaches laid a line of kisses down the shaft and finished with a big wet kiss to the head of his growing cock.

“There! Now, doesn’t that feel better?” She asked as she wrapped her fingers around the shaft. “You need to fuck Linda and me more often. We’re starting to feel neglected,” Peaches commented as his dick slid deep into her mouth.

She moaned at the sensation of having his cock in her throat as she blindly pulled at the strings to her bikini bottoms. Slipping two fingers into her already wet pussy, she frigged herself while bobbing up and down on his hardening cock.

Larry was so pissed that he didn’t initially want a blowjob, but it started to feel really good after a few seconds. Running his fingers through her hair, he leaned back in his chair and submitted to her warm, wet mouth. In addition to dancing, Peaches could suck cock better than almost anyone.

He could hear her sloppy hole as she fingered herself while sucking his dick. It felt incredible to have his entire cock in her mouth. She started grunting and jerking as she climaxed. Larry could feel Peaches’ mouth relax as she came, and she laid on him while the tremors ran through her body.

“I’m sorry, Larry. I didn’t mean to quit on you. It’s just that I’m so fucking horny these days, and feeling your cock in my throat was too much to resist,” Peaches said as she sagged against him. “Give me a second, and I’ll finish you.”

Just then, his cell phone rang, and looking at the display; he saw a picture of Sherry, his girlfriend.

“Go ahead and take that,” Peaches said. “It’ll give me a minute to relax, and then we’ll finish.”

“Hi, Sherry,” Larry said as he answered the phone. “What’s up?”

“Foxy called and said that Pat and Nina were having a party tonight. Foxy has a date with Butch, and I thought that you could take me instead? Plus, it would help take your mind off your slutty wife.”

“You’ve never asked to go to a party before? Are you sure?”

“After we spent that weekend at the hotel in Jean, I’ve been rethinking my priorities and want to see what a swinger’s party is all about,” Sherry replied over the phone.

Larry moaned as Peaches took his dick to the root in one motion and started to suck voraciously on it.

“Am I disturbing something?” Sherry laughed over the phone.

“Peaches is trying to improve my mood,” Larry replied with a chuckle.

“Pull that slut off your cock and let me talk to her,” Sherry said.

“Sherry wants to talk to you,” Larry said as he tapped Peaches on the head with his cell phone.

Peaches pulled off Larry’s cock with an audible pop and took the phone from him.

“What’s up, Sherry?” Peaches asked. “Well, besides Larry’s dick!”

“I can’t leave you two alone for a minute,” Sherry laughed over the phone. “Don’t suck Larry off and come with us to a party tonight. Then I’ll help you finish the job.”

“A swinger’s party?”

“For sure, with a lot of fucking and sucking!” Sherry continued to chuckle over the phone.

“As long as you promise me that I’ll get serviced?” Peaches replied.

“If you can’t get laid, I’ll fuck you myself!” Sherry giggled and hung up the phone.

“Sorry, Larry,” Peaches said. “I guess you’ll have to wait until tonight to get your rocks off. Sherry invited me to go to the party with you tonight.”

Giving his dick a final kiss, Peaches carefully put it back into his jeans and zipped him up.

About LarryArcher

Larry Archer's the name, smut's my game. I am a writer of erotic literature that's generally always HEA (Happily Ever After), which typically involves no regrets sex. I write in a humorous style with a plot and suitable for reading with one hand. My stories are full of sexual situations that are often taken straight from our swinger lifestyle in Las Vegas. If you want to enjoy erotica, where every page is dripping with action, give me a try.
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7 Responses to House Party 4 by Larry Archer is Off and Running

  1. Hey you! Nice to see that you wrote 2/3 of Gone with the Wind! That’s one girthy book 🙂
    I started writing my first one… I’ll start sharing some extracts when I have a first draft I guess. For now I’m only about 1/5 of the book in, or something like that…

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  2. Well done, Larry!

    I’d be jealous… but you’re such a nice guy, you deserve the success!

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    • LarryArcher says:

      Thanks Lisabet. I love your work especially when you get down in the gutter with me! Writing porn wouldn’t keep my Frenchie in Beggin Strips much less shoes for Foxy but it is a lot of fun.

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  3. Mark K says:

    We’ve got to work on alternatives for you to use in lieu of “rape”.

    How about…

    “Form the beast with two backs”
    “do the horizontal shuffle”
    “bumping uglies”
    If you really want to go “Old School”, check out this list

    https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/57872/31-adorable-slang-terms-sexual-intercourse-last-600-years

    My favorite from that list is

    “Ride a dragon upon St. George”

    Of course, if you need to get pillaging in the sentence you could go with.

    “ravaging and pillaging”

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    • LarryArcher says:

      Mark,

      I agree with you on that. It’s too bad that we’ve become so PC that certain topics are banned. With rape, pillage, and burn, always remember to pillage before burning.

      If you study the best erotic sellers, it’s quickly obvious that the edgier a story is, the better it sells. Nobody wants to read about the vanilla sex you’re currently having with your wife in the dark every week on Friday. Everyone needs whips, chains, and butt plugs for excitement.

      Certainly, actual rape is abhorrent but it is a common fantasy among women to be taken without given consent. A friend of ours writes bodice rippers or dime-store romance novels. Think Fabio tearing the clothes off a virginal woman and ravishing her with his long hair blowing in the wind. She makes a slew of money writing this crap but who am I to question as a lot of mature women eat that shit up. She certainly makes more money than I do writing erotica.

      A past girlfriend, a gorgeous blonde and I’m not partial to blondes, told me that she had two kids and I was the only man who had seen her naked. I believed her but it’s hard to imagine how you can have sex and never see anything.

      The first time we ended up in the rack, she apologized for getting wet and said that had never happened to her before. I told her that it was normal and she should be aroused during sex.

      Unfortunately, later down the road, she happened to mention that her husband was a highway patrol police officer. That’s when I decided that no matter how good it is, it’s not worth being handcuffed and shot 19 times for resisting arrest!

      BTW, my favorite for getting lucky is, “Playing hide the weenie.”

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