I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus by Larry Archer

Mommy Sucking Santa

I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus is bigger, nastier, better, yet still free to Kindle Unlimited subscribers and cheap to the rest of you. #LarryArcher has rewritten his classic story for the Christmas holidays.

Tongue in cheek and highly erotic story of what happens when Santa and his Helper accidentally slide down the wrong chimney and discover three naked girls trimming the Christmas Tree. A parody of the classic Christmas story, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, this one is X-rated and suitable for reading under the sheet with a flashlight or in the bathroom, with the door locked!

Larry Archer originally wrote this as a short story for Christmas in 2013, and it has been one of his more popular erotic tales. Larry rewrote the story and doubled the content with new scenes, and added additional hot and nasty action for your reading pleasure.

This story is, sorry to say, untrue and hopefully doesn’t shock you as much as when you learned the cruel truth about Santa at around age six. But like your fantasizes about Santa bringing you a pony, reading I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus will put your thoughts in overdrive as you consider what you’d do when you discover three beautiful nubile naked young ladies trimming the Christmas tree. (Sorry for all the adverbs!)

What will excite you even further is that Santa discovers another reason to give as they pull his pants down and drop down on their knees for him. Santa quickly puts them on his “Good Little Girls” list as he admires how pretty the tops of their heads are.

The new and revised story also includes scenes featuring Santa’s Helper, a sexy young thing in her low cut sweater crop top, fur-trimmed short skirt, and boots. Everyone leaves happy and satisfied, so will you when you click the “Buy” button.

Larry Archer always writes sex-positive stories that are typically HEA (Happily Ever After) because if he doesn’t, his wife will don her leather bustier and pull on her thigh-high leather boots so she can beat some sense into him, with her ever-present whip.

“Yes, Mistress! I’m sorry, Mistress! Please don’t hit me again!”

All jokes aside, if you’re a KU member, grab a copy to read as you drive your wife around between stores doing your duty. Be careful about leaving your eReader lying around as your wife might enjoy this as much as you do.

As a popular and top-ranked author of erotica, Larry Archer writes explicit erotic adventures that are always full of action from start to finish. Foxy and Larry are swingers in real life and use the things they’ve done and seen as an impetus to his stories. So, when you read one of Larry’s stories, you can be assured that he was one of the people in the pile.

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Amazon (US): http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HAZGPZW
Amazon (UK): https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00HAZGPZW
Amazon (CA): https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00HAZGPZW
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Excerpt from “I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus

I heard a sliding noise coming from the fireplace, and as I look over, I see a pair of long shapely legs coming into view, with white fur topped ankle boots.

Then a young girl comes into view as she squats down in the fireplace and looks around. “Santa, are you okay?” she asks. Stepping out of the fireplace, she brushes the soot off her outfit and straightens up.

The girl looks to be about twenty years old and is wearing the cutest little Santa’s Helper outfit that is way too sexy for the mall. Her boobs pushed out of her red sweater top that ended just above her navel, with a low scooped neck.

She wasn’t wearing a bra, and her hard nipples were obvious as they poked through the sweater. Her breasts weren’t super big but nicely rounded and appeared to be very firm.

Her short skirt was red velvet with white fur trim and barely came to mid-thigh. I could see why Santa was always so jolly with his helper to take care of him. I had always pictured little short elves with pointy ears, and it was apparent that this Santa was a little more progressive.

“Oh!” was all she said as she put her hand to her mouth when she realized that Santa was getting a blowjob from three beautiful girls. She looks over at me and smiles when she notices that I’m jerking off while watching Santa being taken care of. Knowing that Santa is in good hands, she walks over and looks down at me.

“That looks better than milk and cookies,” she says with a smile as I notice what full lips she has. She squats down between my legs and pulls my hand off my cock. As I watch her fingers wrap around my dick, I can see that she’s not wearing any panties. Santa must be a horndog, I thought to myself.

Santa’s Helper’s pussy was completely bald with engorged lips that suggested she had been entertaining herself while waiting on the roof with the reindeer.

It was cold outside, well as freezing as Sin City gets, and Santa’s Helper’s lips were cool on my dick. It reminded me of when you get a blowjob, and the girl has an ice cube in her mouth. Her lips rapidly warmed as I felt my cock slide down her tongue and into her throat.

End of the snippet from I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus

About LarryArcher

Larry Archer's the name, smut's my game. I am a writer of erotic literature that's generally always HEA (Happily Ever After), which typically involves no regrets sex. I write in a humorous style with a plot and suitable for reading with one hand. My stories are full of sexual situations that are often taken straight from our swinger lifestyle in Las Vegas. If you want to enjoy erotica, where every page is dripping with action, give me a try.
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2 Responses to I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus by Larry Archer

  1. Mark K says:

    I bought this some time ago but I can’t seem to get the updated version.

    I’ve tried opening it on the Amazon site, clearing it from my PC and downloading it again, and I still just get the 2013 copywrite version.

    Doesn’t Amazon give you access to updated version of stuff you’ve already bought?

    Liked by 1 person

  2. LarryArcher says:

    I thought they did the same way as SmashWords. Give me a second and I’ll take care of it.

    Liked by 1 person

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