“House Party” is a term used between swingers to denote a special kind of party when “we” get together. Swingers are a special breed who live amongst us in secrecy. Normal people who we call “straights” are the oblivious ones who have no idea of what’s going on around them.
It’s hard to know how many swingers there are, but estimates put them at 2-10% of the population, according to NBCNews.com. Personally, I think the percentage is more in the 4-5% range, but it’s hard to know for sure.
Swinging is frowned upon by a lot of people and, as such, not a topic regularly discussed over coffee. What my wife and I have found is that swingers are by in large great people to associate with. A party is called a house party, which flies over the heads of most straights.
For the most part, attending a house party looks like any other social gathering except for a few noticeable differences. Women in the Lifestyle tend to be exhibitionists, and as such, the scenery is usually much better than a typical Friday night get together with the neighbors.
A house party allows the women to show off the girls if you get my drift. Short skirts and cleavage are the norm and not the exception. Later in the evening, a party often becomes clothes optional.
If you’ve ever fantasized about attending an orgy, your wildest thoughts about what goes on may be short-sighted. House Parties come in all varieties from being indistinguishable from a cocktail party to leave your clothes at the door and jump in a pile. Most parties are somewhat “normal” except for the fact that people tend to disappear for an hour or so.
Other people commonly have parties where virtually everyone is naked from the get-go. You just have to find what type of party fits your comfort level. After attending a number of events, it is common to accept a wider variety of party styles.
Being a writer of erotica allows me to get story ideas from parties that we’ve attended. House parties are typically 10-20 couples, and hopefully, the hosts invite couples with similar backgrounds to ensure everyone gets along.
We hold several large parties with 50-60 couples, and our biggest is our New Year’s Eve Pajama Party. The biggest issue with throwing a party that large is getting laid yourself. With us, most of our evening is cruising the house, making sure everything is going okay.
With a house party, people are not confined to the living room and family room but every room in the house, especially the bedrooms. We always make sure there are plenty of towels and have extra sheets to make the beds if they get spoiled.
People will often take a quick shower, and so there needs to be a stack of towels in the bathrooms also. This all means that Foxy and I spend a big part of the night doing maid duty.
Most swingers do not drink or drink socially, which means there are few incidents with drunks. We’ve only had one event where a couple asked to bring another couple who we didn’t know. The guy got drunk and tried to start a fight, but since we had two cops in attendance, they were quickly shown the door. That convinced us never to invite people we didn’t know.
Our parties have resulted in a couple of stories. Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party and House Party are two of the most popular.
Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party was an actual event that happened at one of our New Year’s Eve Pajama Parties. At around 1 AM, a couple from down the street rang our doorbell and asked to join our party as the one they were at was a snooze fest.
At that time of the morning, virtually everyone was au naturel, and an orgy was going on in the living room! They didn’t stay long except that the wife was interested, but the husband flipped out.
House Party, now a series is up to House Party 3 with a couple more to go. In this one, I broke the mold and threw in conflict to make it interesting. Foxy decided to run off to LA with a movie executive who makes porn movies. The series follows the events which follow. In real life, we never fight, and this could never happen, but it was fun to write.
Swingers, in general, have a very low divorce rate as there is no reason to cheat when you can do it openly and even talk about it with your spouse.
If you are interested in Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party, it is available through all your favorite distributors, such as Kinky Literature, Amazon, SmashWords, and Apple iBooks.
The House Party series is available on Amazon Kindle, and you can read the stories for free if you have a Kindle Unlimited account.
House Party on Kinky Literature or Amazon
House Party 2 on Kinky Literature or Amazon
House Party 3 Coming Soon!
For more on my stories check out https://LarryArcher.blog/stories
So which “soon” applies to HP3?
Is it the wife or girlfriend will be finished getting ready to go out “soon”?
Is it the basketball or football with a few minutes left on the clock “soon”?
Is it the software will be finished “soon”?
Please god, don’t tell me it is the Emergency Room “soon”.
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Oh, God, let’s hope it’s not the Emergency Room! HP3 is struggling to get out the door despite everything I do! I keep telling myself to finish one project before starting another but I just can’t help myself. I have a draft folder full of half or three-fourths finished stories because I get an idea that forces me to a tangent. Then the next story idea hits me. Maybe a partial frontal lobotomy would help?
Your secrets are an open book, Larry!
Actually 30+ open books!
Hope you get HP3 done soon. Clearly your fans are restless.
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Thanks Lisabet, Now on top of everything else my new camera is coming Tuesday and I’ll have to juggle taking pictures with writing smut. With Vegas on lockdown, it’s hard to get models to pose for pictures and I’ll probably have to make do with landscapes but that’s not what I enjoy most!
So you prefer grand tetons to the Grand Tetons?
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Interesting proposition Mark. I used to do a lot of work with models around town and its been a tough few months for people on both sides of the camera. Wifey and I have pretty much stayed safe at home and I don’t see anything changing in the near future.
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