COVID-19 Swinger Sex

After being in lockdown for several months, we’ve all had to cope in various ways. For swingers, it’s been even more of a challenge as we are a very social group. House Parties are usually a weekly affair.

In every swinger’s group, we’ve been involved in, there are typically a small number of couples who host House Parties. The term “House Party” is an acronym used by Lifestyle members to get together with other people to fuck and suck someone else’s wife’s brains out.

It’s funny because the Lifestyle is a secret organization, like when Ralphie in Chrismas Story, got an Ovaltine secret decoder ring to read encrypted messages, which ended up advertising their drink. For us, it’s similar to when we talk about swinger stuff when straights are around, and we use acronyms to discuss things when “those” people are near and can overhear us.

“House Party” is one that sounds innocuous, but to swingers, it causes bells to go off. Few people, other than swingers, use that phrase, and so if you’re straight and hear people mention House Parties, then take a step back to keep from being sucked into nasty stuff.

Speaking of lockdowns, swingers have been hit really hard by COVID-19. House Parties are off the list, and we have to find other ways to entertain ourselves. As a writer of erotica, I often write about people I know, with different names, of course, to protect the guilty.

Two of my characters Pam and Jack are a Hotwife cuckold couple that we met early after becoming swingers. They are an older couple, both attractive, especially Pam. She’s a blonde bombshell and a classic cougar and MILF. They are often featured in my erotic stories.

I function as one of Pam’s Bulls while her husband likes to watch and jerk off. He often hides in the closet and watches through a partially opened door as Pam “entertains” her lovers. Foxy has never been with Jack, and he doesn’t have any interest sexually with her, which is common with swingers. Just because the wife is banging the other husband, doesn’t translate into the others getting together.

Swingers are just like normal people, and being attracted to someone doesn’t automatically translate into the other half reciprocating. That’s why I always recommend to new couples is that you start with house parties rather than couple to couple. Most people think that the pressure to F&S (fuck and suck) would be worse with ten couple parties rather than just another couple.

The pressure is precisely the opposite. With a group, it’s easy to slip out of a situation that you’re uncomfortable being in. Swinging is like being at a party except you get to skip the three dates rule. For us, the pressure to hookup is actually less than a “normal” party. You don’t have people grabbing your ass while your husband is getting drinks.

With us, everyone knows why you’re there, and there is no reason for subterfuge. If someone asks you to “party,” then they want to play hide the weenie with you. You can simply say no or yes. If you say no, they move on.

With another couple, you and the other half may be looking at each other in the living room, while the other half are fucking their brains out. Sometimes you might have to take one for the team or a “charity fuck” as we call it.

If you’ve been paying attention, you may have realized that I’ve entirely drifted off my original topic. This is a common issue that I have and will try to get back on topic.

As I was saying, Pam and Jack are our best friends. We live close to each other, and it’s easy for us to get together. Besides screwing, we go out to dinner, clubbing, movies, and concerts all the time.

With COVID-19, Jack has been on me to send him movies we shoot while partying. I’m a photographer and often document our life. Foxy is an excellent award-winning photographer herself. So we often video our partying as long as everyone is cool about it.

Now that Jack doesn’t get to watch his wife from the closet, he needs other things to satisfy his urges. I’m going back and combing through past videos to put together scenes he’s forgotten to tide him over.

Pam and Jack were one of the first couples we met during our introduction to swinging. At the time, it didn’t strike me as that odd for Jack to hide in the closet and jerk off while watching Foxy, and I take care of Pam. To me, it was just their kink, like when they’d go to the adult theatre so she could suck off the patrons during a movie.

For those in the Lifestyle, you don’t overthink about what others do in the bedroom as long as it doesn’t harm anyone. The only time I’ve ever drawn a line was once during a pseudo-BDSM scene. Foxy and I were invited over to a unicorn’s apartment we ran with. It was just two couples, two unicorns, and a straight guy.

The straight guy was a friend of unicorn #1, and right off the bat, I pegged him as an asshole. Unicorn #2, who we’d known for a long time, is an attractive brunette in her thirties with serious baggage. She was always attracted to guys who physically and mentally abused her.

She was a party girl who showed up at most parties and always came alone. She was one of these people who were so smart; she was scary. Yet if left out in the rain would probably drown as she looked up at the sky with her mouth open.

We called her a Space Cadet as that’s where her brain was most of the time. She did a lot of grass, which tended to make her more of an airhead than usual. Foxy and I tried to counsel her about her pick for boyfriends after she’d show up with bruises or a black eye from her latest guy.

Battered wife syndrome is how I pictured her and being submissive, and it just came naturally to her. We never really learned what the root cause of her behavior was but I’d assume that it started during childhood.

We’re sitting around talking when the straight guy hit on the space cadet to let him punish her a little. She was always up for most things, and before you know it, the clothespins came out.

I had no idea who this clown was, but he had that abrasive attitude of a wise guy type. It was a somewhat bizarre scene with everyone clothed except the airhead is naked and slowly being covered with clothespins in sensitive areas.

At a house party, one person naked would not be unusual, but I considered this a straight thing as we had no idea who his idiot was, and there was no intent to party.

Our unicorn was doing okay and seemed to be getting off on having her nipples clamped, but when he started applying clothespins to her labia (pussy lips), I could see the tears falling, and she had gone way past fun and into agony.

The dude was getting off on it, but I had enough. I told him to ease up and stop hurting her. I thought I was going to have to punch him, but he finally got the message. She crawled over to Foxy and me so we could unclip her. I can just imagine how bad that must feel and have seen girls who love it, but it was clearly over the line for her.

That was a lesson not to trust straight guys. When you practice domination and torture, you have to watch your sub to make sure that it is fun for them. I don’t fully appreciate the BDSM culture but am not opposed to it as long as it’s not my dick getting pinched.

Foxy likes to dress up as a Mistress and punish her slaves, but it’s always fun and never leaves a permanent mark. One of her slaves is a big burly cop and loves for her to grind her spike heel in his back as he licks her boots.

I think it’s because he’s always in control and the thought of relinquishing everything to the whims of a six-foot curly-headed brunette wearing a leather bustier, thong, and thigh-high leather boots is the ultimate submission.

Another Friday night is upon us, and beyond Zoom masturbation parties and sexting dirty pictures, there is not much else going on. Everyone stay safe out there and hang on, and this will all be over soon.

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Larry Archer's the name, smut's my game. I am a writer of erotic literature that's generally always HEA (Happily Ever After), which typically involves no regrets sex. I write in a humorous style with a plot and suitable for reading with one hand. My stories are full of sexual situations that are often taken straight from our swinger lifestyle in Las Vegas. If you want to enjoy erotica, where every page is dripping with action, give me a try.
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8 Responses to COVID-19 Swinger Sex

  1. As a kinky switch myself, there was definitely something wrong with that so-called dom. Set aside that he pressured Unicorn #2 into clip play in front of ppl he didn’t know, or that he never seemed to ask for feedback while he did it. The one thing that flashed in my mind was: What about her safeword???

    And yeah, it does sound like Unicorn #2 has a lot of baggage … Somebody should teach her the old adage: Submissive is not a synonym for doormat!!

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  2. LarryArcher says:

    I wasn’t comfortable with the whole scene but we knew everyone except the guy. I don’t think he was a Dom and I never saw him again. I think the one girl must have told him that we were swingers and pimped out our friend as she knew the other girl tended to be a sub. I’m not sure if she had a safeword as she was not a real “sub” just someone who got beat up by her boyfriends. It lowered my opinion of the girl who invited him and he acted like someone who had a mean streak.

    I agree that #2 had issues but she was a good person and a lot of fun. Abuse is typically a product of a person’s environment in a lot of cases. It took several years but we broke her habit of picking up dirtbags as she didn’t deserve being a punching bag.

    Thanks for your comments.

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  3. lisabetsarai says:

    I really sympathize with your situation. Foxy must be going crazy.
    And yeah, you do seem to have some problems sticking to topic ;^) But we love you anyway.

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  4. LarryArcher says:

    Thanks, Lisabet. Sometimes it seems as if you just can’t win. All in all though when we’ve had to fight adversity or had things go wrong, it often seems that if you persevere, things will work out in the end. Foxy sends her love.

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  5. Dawn D says:

    I’ve been thinking about you, wondering how you were faring. I am seeing The Dancer tonight, very gentle stuff, probably a stroll by the water. I’m not up to much yet, still need to finish healing, and still unsure how the whole Covid-19 is going to work out. We’ll see over the summer 😊

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    • LarryArcher says:

      Good to hear from you and glad to see that you are getting better. Yeah, this COVID business has thrown everyone for a loop but we need to take a hit on the short term to get through this. I’m lucky that I’m able to work from home and our biggest problem now is if the car will start when I turn the key.

      COVID-19 will be with us until next year depending on availability of an anti-virus. If you value your life along with your parents and family, everyone should focus on staying safe and healthy.

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      • Dawn D says:

        I totally agree with you on this!
        We in Europe are “lucky” that the virus has been amongst us enough that we (hopefully) can start to go out a little bit more and be a bit more social than you can in the States. But it’s only because we were in an almost complete lockdown for a little over 2 months.
        I am sad to see the news from the States and worry for my friends.
        I was there, with the virus, luckily not in hospital, but 3 weeks with trouble breathing and about 1-2 extra months extreme tiredness/fever symptoms. Or was it from my other ailments? Hard to tell 😉
        So I too am happy to be getting better now 😁
        Just need to fix my laptop and I may be able to start writing/working some more!

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  6. LarryArcher says:

    Dawn,

    Glad you got through COVID-19, everyone says it’s hell. Foxy and I have been locked up in the house for months now but I’m lucky in that I can work from home. We’re doing our part in not spreading the virus or catching it. Stay safe!

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