“Masturbation is sex with someone you love!”

Now that you’re working from home and hopefully your spouse is leaving you alone, remember that May is National Masturbation Month!

An excellent way to get ready for May, besides buying a bunch of lube, is to watch “Sticky: A (Self) Love Story.” Of course, you could also buy some smut stories from Larry Archer, but why would I mention the premier author of hot HEA erotic stories as that would be crass commercialism. I would never stoop to use this blog posting for promoting my own smut stories.

Sticky: A (Self) Love Story is a funny tongue in cheek movie about the history of self-abuse and is available from Amazon, YouTube, Google Play, Vudu, and iTunes. The movie came out in 2016, and somehow I missed it. I don’t remember seeing any mention in Letters to Penthouse about it.

I’m watching it, and it reminds me of a Cheech and Chong movie, without all the smoke. The only problem is that I have to run to the bathroom and do research every few minutes.

In the current world of self-isolation, it appears that self-abuse is also appropriate as we try to peek into our neighbor’s windows to make sure they aren’t doing the nasty. If you think times are bad now, just imagine having to use a steam-powered vibrator and how hard that would be to hide from your husband?

This irrelevant post was brought to you from the dirty mind of Larry Archer, writer of HEA erotic stroke stories.

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