Just like a new dad handing out cigars, the response to my latest story, House Party, has amazed me. While I think that I write decent, probably nasty is a better word, smut, the sales of House Party have been a surprise even to me.
Released about a week and a half ago, House Party has gotten almost 12,000 page reads on Kindle Unlimited, where you can read for free! Plus, it’s sold almost 30 copies in that time frame. While I don’t think James Patterson or Ernest Hemmingway has anything to worry about, for all you people who said I’d never amount to anything, in the words of Eric Cartman (South Park), “Screw you guys!”
Seriously, House Party, number 18 in the Foxy and Larry swinger series, is a good read and will probably take you about 7 hours to read it according to my Kindle. My good friends at Kinky Literature are featuring it again on the front page of their website and I encourage you to check them out and grab a copy while you’re at it.
For those of you who enjoy reading and/or writing pornographic stories, you need to keep KinkyLiterature.com on your speed dial or better yet, save the link to your favorites.
For those of us who write porn stories, it’s difficult to get acceptance from publishers and we are often put in the recesses of the store, sort of like when you had to go to the back room at Block Buster to find out who Debbie was really doing in Dallas.
If you’re a smut writer and your keyboard gets too dirty for Amazon, they lock you in the Adult Dungeon where no one can find you. But fear not, as Kinky Literature still loves you and your raincoat but you have to leave your bag of candy outside.
Even when you are thrown into the Adult Dungeon and removed from Amazon’s search engine, your readers can still find you at Kinky Literature. A story in the dungeon means that it’s #2Hot4Amazon and while they want your money, they don’t want to admit it.
If your mother told you that you’d go blind if you didn’t stop playing with yourself, don’t worry. I decided that I would just do it until I needed glasses. Funny thing is that it doesn’t seem to be getting any worse!
Searching for erotica on Amazon often means that you miss the really good stories when they are in the dungeon and out of sight of the search engine.
At Kinky Literature, they are the superstore of smut and if you find the porn you want to read on KL, they will direct you to the story, even if it’s in the dungeon.
Richie and Randi of Kinky Literature don’t pay me to write good things about their website and I even pay them to advertise on their site. But what I will tell you is that we’re all in bed together to produce erotica for you the reader.
Amazon is the actual seller of the erotica along with SmashWords but somehow we smut writers have to get our stories in front of you the reader. When I write some juicy story that I know you’re going to want to whack off to, I have to toe the line to avoid getting thrown in Amazon’s Adult Dungeon but still need to get a story out that you to want to play pocket pool with.
Kinky Literature solves this problem by focusing on erotica and erotic romance stories that may in fact set Amazon’s hair on fire. By being able to locate stories, even in the dungeon, Kinky Literature allows smut writers, like me, to provide a much needed public service, without having to worry about being thrown in the clink.
So if you write dirty stories, set them up in Kinky Literature to ensure they don’t get lost. Kinky Literature makes their money on what’s called referral fees which vendors like Amazon and SmashWords pay them for sending orders their way. They don’t charge a fee to promote stories and the reader pays the same price, so why not?
House Party is an 85,000-word smut filled story that will require the use of lube to avoid injury, sort of like the first time you got a carpet burn as a teenager except in a different spot. As the title hints, it is a novel about a house party went terribly wrong or terribly right, depending on your perspective.
For the uninitiated, a house party is a swinger acronym for a party where everyone gets together and shares spouses or watches spouses being shared or having to do clean-up duty after spouses were shared.
Seriously, this 5-star reviewed novel is long and will take you about 7-hours to read according to my Kindle so you might want to take snacks with you to the bathroom and hang out the Do Not Disturb sign.
House Party is number eighteen in the Foxy and Larry Series and stars the usual suspects along with some new people for you to fantasize about. The first week out of the box, it has stayed in the top 100 erotica stories, along with over 10,000 page reads on Kindle Unlimited. Between you and me, I can jerk off to it also and I wrote it. LOL
If your normal Amazon homepage is not listed above, just search for House Party’s ASIN number B07J3C4PXB and you should find it.
After you read House Party, please take a minute and leave a review. Indie authors do not have massive publicity machines of print publishers and rely on our readers to get the word out. Even a few words help and encourage writers, like me, to keep the smut pouring out of my keyboard.
House Party Details
Foxy and Larry attend a house party where Foxy falls for the husband of a couple from Los Angeles. She runs off leaving her husband to deal with the man’s wife as well as their live-in girlfriend and becomes immersed in the pornographic movie business as an upcoming actress.
Fans of Foxy know that she is a bi-sexual exhibitionist who likes to live on the edge and has always led a protected existence, sheltered by her husband, who picks up after her.
Moving to LA, she quickly tires of her new fling Russell and moves in with a houseful of people who work in the porn industry. Foxy, on her own for the first time in her life, runs amok and is either staring in porn movies, hopping from bed to bed, or walking naked at Black’s nude beach in La Jolla.
For all her messing around, Foxy still worries about her husband and asks a woman, he previously had an affair with, to watch over him.
Sherry, an up and coming television news reporter, is physically the opposite of Foxy. She’s over six-foot, busty, and “gasp” a blonde. Larry’s normal go-to girl is either a brunette or a redhead, but Sherry is quickly able to overcome that hurdle and moves in with Larry and Chrissy, their redheaded Amazon live-in.
For fans of Foxy and Larry swinger stories, this novel-length story will not disappoint. Virtually every page includes an explicit sex scene to keep the reader entertained. Most kinks are explored such as girl-on-girl, oral, anal, group, and even straight sex.
The story is still ranked as HEA, Happily Ever After, even though Foxy leaves her husband, her replacement quickly takes over.
As always, Larry Archer’s stories weave non-stop sex along with a plot line to keep you both aroused and entertained.
House Party is available for purchase at Kinky Literature, Amazon Kindle or if you are a Kindle Unlimited member, you can read it for free on your electronic device. For those who do not have a Kindle, apps are available for your PC, Mac, tablet, or phone.
Do me a favor and always buy your smut from Kinky Literature as the price is the same and you will help to promote them as your one-stop source for all your porn needs from the best authors. Kinky Literature knows what you want and will not give you dirty looks like the blue-haired old lady at the 7-Eleven when she puts your purchase in a plain brown envelope and then sprays the counter and everything you touched with Lysol.
If your normal Amazon homepage is not listed above, just search for House Party’s ASIN number B07J3C4PXB and you should find it.
After you read House Party, please take a minute and leave a review. Indie authors do not have massive publicity machines and rely on our readers to get the word out. Even a few words help and encourage writers, like me, to keep the smut pouring out of their keyboard.
* * * Below is an excerpt from House Party * * *
Note: The following excerpt is taken from the first time Foxy and Larry had met and bedded Russell and Delphine at a house party.
Pulling her mouth off Larry’s dick for a minute to breathe, Del watched as Chrissy easily took Larry to the root in one motion. She was amazed that the redhead could deep throat that large cock without any effort at all.
She watched Chrissy’s face, and her half-open eyes were completely white and rolled up in her head. Can she really climax while sucking dick? But watching the spasm which ran through the girl’s body, followed by how she relaxed against Larry, indicated that she had in fact come.
“Did you just come?” Del asked Chrissy as Larry’s cock slipped out of her mouth. She had a lazy smile on her face as her eyes opened, “One of the side benefits of living with Foxy and Larry.”
“Can you teach me that trick?” Delphine asked in a serious tone.
“Sure, it’ll be fun,” Chrissy answered with a giggle. “Now don’t you think it’s time for you to get fucked?”
“What about my husband?”
“Larry’s not into guys, but after he’s finished with you, we’ll see!” Chrissy said laughing.
“No, what I mean is that Russ has never seen a guy in me before. We’ve always partied in different rooms, not that we’ve done it very many times before. We’re still new to the swing scene.”
“Foxy’s got her legs wrapped around his neck, and I guarantee that he’s not worried about you in the least!” Chrissy said as she looked over to watch as Russ drilled deep into the big-haired brunette’s bald pussy.
Del listened for a second to the sound of flesh slapping against flesh as her husband fucked Larry’s wife. She could hear Foxy telling her husband what a nice long dick he had and how good it felt in her dirty cunt.
Cunt, there was that word again, and somehow it seemed more appropriate than ever, she reminded herself as she heard her husband grunt every time he slammed his cock into Foxy’s juicy hole.
Larry picked Delphine up off the floor and laid her on the bed next to his wife. Spreading her legs, he worked the head of his cock up and down between Del’s wet lips. As his dick slowly entered her wet box, she felt Foxy patting around on the bed until she found Del’s hand. Wrapping her fingers in Del’s, she squeezed her hand tightly as Russell continued to pound his big cock into her cunt.
Turning her head to look at Foxy, she could see that she was in mid-climax, and it was almost creepy to watch her eyes slowly roll up in her head until all she could see was white. Foxy was making kissing motions with her lips, and it took Del a second to realize that she wanted to kiss her.
Larry’s cock was stretching her open as she leaned over to kiss the brunette being fucked by her husband. My second girl kiss, she told herself as Foxy’s tongue speared deep into her mouth. As their lips mashed together, she felt a shudder run through Foxy’s body as her climax exploded.
It felt like a burning rod being shoved in Del’s hole as Larry buried his dick in her pussy. Russell had never felt like this before, and she could feel the head of his tool pushing against her cervix, demanding entrance.
“How’s Larry’s dick feel?” Chrissy’s hot breath burned into her brain as she nibbled on Del’s earlobe.
“Unbelievable,” is all she could say without really pissing off her husband. For two guys with large cocks, Larry seemed to go deeper and different places than her husband ever had.
Chrissy kept whispering sweet nothings into her ear. Encouraging her to focus on her cunt and ignore everything around her. Chrissy’s fingers were stroking Del’s clit and adding to the torment as her next climax built rapidly. She could feel her legs starting to tremble and jerk as Larry pounded his cock into her tight hole.
“Just let it go and let me see how hard you can come,” Chrissy ordered as she kissed Del and tweaked her nipples.
Delphine could feel her mind starting to soar as the volcano erupted between her legs and she could feel that all her self-control was spinning away. Her climax hit like a runaway train, and Del screamed as she poured every bit of her body into a climax that she’d never experienced before. She grabbed the sheet with both hands and arched up off the bed to meet Larry’s thrusts. Chrissy pinched her nipples hard and the pain added to the strength of the climax that she would always remember.
As her climax slammed into her, she could hear Larry grunting, and the feel of his white hot seed pouring into her greedy hole was the icing on the cake. When opened her eyes, she found Foxy above her. “He’s a good fuck, isn’t he?” the big-haired brunette asked as she kissed Del. “I can still taste his pre-cum on your lips.”
She tried not to be self-conscious as she realized that she’d just been fucked by another woman’s husband as she watched. But still, it was so damn good that it was easy to overlook that minor detail.
Smiling up at Foxy, she reached up and pulled her down for another kiss. After a long tongue filled kiss, she asked, “Was Russell okay?”
Giggling, Foxy replied, “One of the best fucks I’ve ever had. Your husband has a talented dick.” Then pulling her close, she whispered into Delphine’s ear, “Don’t worry, I like it when Larry gets well fucked, and we both like to watch.”
“Foxy, my husband has never watched me have sex before, and you’re sure he didn’t mind watching Larry and me together?”
“So you always did it in different rooms?”
“We’ve only swung a couple of times, and it was never like this,” Delphine admitted.
“Have you ever been with a girl?” Foxy asked as she felt Del’s boob and played with it.
“No, but this has really been nice especially with Chrissy playing with me.”
Foxy kissed her again as her hand trailed down the center of her chest until she was stroking Delphine’s well-fucked pussy. “Larry came in you didn’t he?”
“Was that okay? Am I in trouble?”
“No, it’s just unusual as most girls have a hard time getting Larry off and what you did in thirty minutes takes most girls several hours.”
“He can fuck for hours? That’s unreal!”
Chrissy slid down until her face was in between the girl’s legs. Kissing the girl’s pussy, Chrissy confirmed, “Yeah, she’s full of cum!”
“Let’s see,” Foxy said as she shoved her two middle fingers deep into the girl’s love hole. “I can feel Larry’s load in her,” Foxy said as she dug around in Del’s cunt while watching the girl’s face. “Does that feel good, having my fingers in your well-fucked pussy?”
“Oh, Foxy,” Delphine moaned. “That’s feels so good. My pussy is so sensitive after having Larry’s big dick in me.”
“Del, I want you to take good care of my husband because I plan on fucking yours until his dick is a limp noodle. Then I plan on sucking his cock nice and clean.”
Pulling her fingers out, Foxy looked at her fingers covered in Larry’s white spunk. Looking at Delphine, she asked, “Do you like the taste of cum?”
“I don’t know; I’ve never tried it before. I would never let Russ cum in my mouth,” she confessed.
“Open up,” Foxy asked as she waited to see if she was going to have to force Russ’s wife to clean the cum off her fingers. When Del obediently opened her mouth, Foxy smiled and painted the girl’s lips with cum. “Take a deep breath and smell your pussy juice and my husband’s spunk.”
This is perfect, she obeys every one of my commands without question! Foxy thought as Del breathed in the aroma of her well-used hole. She could see the girl’s eyes dilate and lose focus as her fingers went into Del’s mouth. “Suck my fingers clean and think about where they’ve been.”
Delphine lapped up the mixture with her tongue and made sure that every drop was vacuumed off the big-haired brunette’s fingers. She had never been this horny in her life and the last few minutes had been the best sex she’d ever had.
Larry’s dick is not that much bigger than Russell’s but the way he uses it! She thought as the taste of his jizz seemed to be deep in the center of her brain. Closing her eyes, she savored the tart flavor of his cream, which was mixed with her juices.
Foxy pulled her fingers out of Del’s mouth which caused her eyes to pop open. She watched as Foxy smiled at her and sucked her fingers to make sure Del had cleaned them. Leaning in, Foxy softly kissed Delphine’s cum covered lips, and she could feel the shudder race through her body as Foxy came from the taste on Del’s lips.
“Did you just come?” Delphine asked, but it was a stupid question as the vacant look on Foxy’s face told her the answer. “How can you come from just kissing?”
A lazy grin crossed Foxy’s face as they slowly focused on Delphine, “I can come by just thinking about it. Larry can teach you that just like he taught me.”