Am I Going To Have To Make You Get On Your Knees and Beg For Forgiveness?
That’s right, whip out that credit card and give till it hurts! Imagine the delicious pain of having your burning card melt in your worthless fingers!
“Please Mistress, don’t make me buy another dirty story from Larry Archer but if I don’t, his wife will beat me!”
Get your smut here for 50% off. That’s right Larry’s entire catalog of erotic stories is on sale during the week between Christmas and New Years. You know you want it, so just whip it out and do it! (If you’re on the bus, it’s okay to wait until you get home.)
You know you’ve been a bad little boy or girl and what better reward than filling your phone, tablet, Kindle, eReader, PC, or Mac with a bunch of high-end smut to keep you titillated and satisfied.
So come on down and get yours today. You know you want it and Larry wants to give it to you.
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That’s right if you’re tired of not being able to buy the really kinky stuff, SmashWords has it and buying through KinkyLiterature is your ticket to happiness. If your husband or wife asks you why you’re spending so much time in the bathroom, with the door locked, just tell your spouse you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS).
Remember that no longer will you have to endure the dirty looks of the old blue-haired lady when you ask for something that they keep hidden behind the counter and buy as fast as you can click the mouse, from the privacy of your bathroom.
Just remember when you need some strange stuff, try using your left hand!
Enjoy
“Erotica from the Dirty Mind of Larry Archer.”
Buy Links or For More Information:
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Larry Archer's World (LarryArcher.blog) 
Hahaha! Loved the humour in this. I love how you write!
Hope it helps you get those well deserved sales down!
XO
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Dawn,
Glad you liked it. I’m glad someone appreciates my sick sense of humor! LOL
Have a fun New Year but be careful.
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