How do you like my new series of ads for Twitter? Hopefully, my readers will appreciate my sense of humor or at least get a chuckle out of it.

Once again, I think I’ve got too much time on my hands!

While I like brunettes more than blondes, I love this sexy girl and hope you do also.

My wife has almost this same dress and it looks as good on her as it does on this model. Low cut and all leg!

In case this is the first time you’ve tuned in, my name is Larry Archer and I write humorous explicit sex stories with a plot. My stories are usually HEA (Happily Ever After) except for those when Wifey pulls her crop out of her thigh high leather boots. But fear not, even when she beats them into submission, they always come crawling back for more. 🙂

I write primarily about swingers, unicorns, cuckolds, and Hotwives. My primary characters are Foxy and Larry who run a strip club in Las Vegas, The Fox’s Den (clever name don’t ya think?). A lot of the characters are based on friends of ours and people we know but fear not, the names have been changed to protect the guilty!

My stories are what some people crudely call “stroke material” but what the hell, I think they are probably right! The characters suffer from excessive hormones and are generally engaged in NSA (no strings attached) sex or getting ready for NSA sex or just finished having NSA sex or watching someone else have NSA sex. But I do try to weave a story around all the fuck’n and suck’n including a lot of girl-on-girl as that’s one of my kinks. I like to watch as well as play the Bull, who has to take care of the Hotwives.

“Erotica from the Dirty Mind of Larry Archer”

My smut is available at all the usual places:

Kinky Literature – The best one stop shop for all your porn needs including stuff that’s #2Hot4Amazon.
Amazon – For your Kindle eReaders.
SmashWords for all types of eReaders, phones, tablets, PC’s, and Mac’s.
Barnes & Noble
Kobo
Apple iBooks – I haven’t figured out how to link to my books on iBooks. Just fire up iTunes and search for Larry Archer under books.