When you snooze, you lose they say. In my case, it’s true, but you get to win. At least when you bend me over the table, kiss me behind the ear! 🙂

As I hope you know, virtually all of my erotic stories are novella length or longer (i.e. greater than 20,000 words). Most of the porn you read nowadays is short, less that 10,000 words and you might get frustrated that the story and your wanking doesn’t work out right. There’s nothing worse than being three-fourths home when you read “The End”.

Also how much sex is in the story you’ve just paid good money for? If you’re like me, you read smut to be titillated and not so much for the story line, which is typically abysmal. Only slightly better than the special effects in “Killer Tomatoes.” Do they really think we can’t see the rollers under the giant tomatoes?

Larry Archer’s erotica does the nasty on virtually every page, except the title and copyright pages, but I’m working on those. You can check my ratings and find that most are 4 or 5 stars, except for the couple which was likely posted by trolls or eunuchs.

Larry has been running some specials lately, $2.99 stories on sale for $0.99 (99 cents). As a result, a lot of my catalog is marked down, and I’ve needed to bring my prices back to suggested retail of typically $2.99, but unfortunately, life has gotten in the way (translated: I’ve been too lazy to raise the pricing.).

So here’s the deal, I’ve promised myself that next week I’d get my pricing back in order but if you’ve a hankering for a wanking, grab them this weekend and save yourself some green.

Larry Archer’s erotica is very explicit and graphic but nothing too far over the edge. Stories typically revolve around swingers, cuckold/Hotwife, menage (group sex), girl-on-girl, and some BDSM. Most are HEA except for the couple where Wifey takes some guy’s wife as a slave, but she will usually let him watch.

Be advised, all stories are bareback, and all holes are cream filled. There are no safe sex lessons included either. If you want to be really nice to me, then leave a short review of the story on the site where you purchased it.

The sale prices are offered on Amazon Kindle and SmashWords. Amazon only carries stories for the Kindle or Kindle for PC. SmashWords sells various formats for virtually all eReaders, phones, tablets, Mac’s and PCs. If you’re not sure what your device recognizes, the ePub format from SmashWords will probably work except NOT on Kindle.

Check Larry Archer’s author’s page on Amazon or SmashWords for complete pricing:

Click here for Larry Archer’s author page on Amazon.

Click here for Larry Archer’s author page on SmashWords.

Note: The good guy’s at KinkyLiterature sell a bunch of my smut as well as prime smut from other authors. If you find a story of mine that you want then buy it through KinkyLiterature and you’ll help them out. They will likely show the retail price but when you click to buy, you should see the discounted price. Check out their offerings except that they do not carry cook books!

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