As a writer of erotic romance stories, I’ve had a lot of fun creating flights of fancy based on our experiences in the world of swingers. It doesn’t take a lot to come up with a storyline. All we have to do is attend a House Party and see who does what to whom. Then I simply change all the names to protect the guilty, and voila, the job is done!

It’s not quite that simple as you’d probably suspect. The pages in my notebook are often stuck together and stained, which makes them hard to read. I could use my laptop, but it’s hard to type with one hand. Plus, I get distracted by some skirt walking by.

Doing research for my next new story is typically interesting, as you’d expect. Swingers, in general, are an interesting lot, and there is never a dull moment. People often come to Las Vegas to party and have fun away from the prying eyes back home. Sin City’s motto is, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.” That pretty much explains the rationale behind a lot of the partying on the Strip.

My wife is a Texas Hold’em player and loves to take advantage of the typical tourist who sits down in front of her. Foxy is six foot, all leg, miniskirted and braless. While you’re staring at her tits, she’s scoping up the chips as you drool on the table like a hound dog looking at a pork chop.

She’s carried a Diamond Card for years from her gambling prowess and could virtually live at the Strip on comps she gets from the hotels. Like swinging, there is a hidden world that caters to high-end gamblers. If you’ve ever been standing in line waiting for a show or restaurant seating and seen someone bypass the line to get immediately assisted. That’s likely a Diamond Card member who gets perks ordinary people only dream about.

I don’t gamble; I donate, so I leave the gambling to Foxy. But I get to be the plus one and slip in under her coattails to the members-only clubs that hide behind the plain doors at hotels on the Strip.

One of my stories, Coffee, Tea, or Me? was based on us picking up a divorcee at one of the private clubs on the Strip. Las Vegas is a great place to troll for a new couple to party with, and when you’ve been in the lifestyle for a while, you learn to pick up clues for those who are interested.

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Here is more on the Coffee, Tea, or Me? story.

Foxy wins a Texas-Hold’em tournament at a Las Vegas Strip Casino and invites her husband down to celebrate. While our two favorite swingers are celebrating, they pick up and seduce Zoe, a recent divorcee.

What follows is a night of debauchery in a hotel Bridal Suite as they turn her every way but loose in the no holes barred style that Larry Archer is known for.

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This is an adult’s only novella that will leave your eReader smoking like a shorted electric car battery (just kidding). If you are looking for some serious porn that is extremely explicit with vivid descriptions, look no further than “Coffee, Tea, or ME?”

As always, Larry Archer’s smut with a plot stories are well written with sex scenes on every page in a light-hearted manner that only Larry can weave. “Coffee, Tea, or ME?” is HEA (Happily Ever After) and completely bareback with both straight sex and a lot of girl-on-girl scenes. There are no safe sex lessons taught by Larry or his wife Foxy.

Following is a longer description of Coffee, Tea, or ME?

In addition to being a pretty face and excellent arm candy, Wifey is also a good poker player. Since we’ve moved to Las Vegas, she’s often on the Strip playing Texas Hold’em. I’m of the belief that what you don’t know won’t hurt you and so I don’t ask a lot of questions about how much this costs me.

A byproduct of her gambling habits is that she’s a diamond member at the Strip casinos. When you get a Diamond Card, you get to go to the front of the line at restaurants, expedited service, free shows, the Diamond Lounge, and comp’d (complimentary) rooms. Now while I’d be lying if I thought the freebees completely offset the front-end costs, it has led to a number of interesting situations.

My wife Foxy’s name is Roxy, but everyone called her Foxy Roxy and so now she has one name like Cher and Madonna. I’m prejudiced, but she is a hottie for sure at 5′-11″ with curly brunette hair that she wears in the style of a 70’s porn star. Not real big boobs but they stick straight out with puffy nipples, and she never wears a bra. Those jugs coupled with her long legs, and her brain makes her a formidable opponent at the poker table or elsewhere.

Most of the casinos have a Diamond Lounge, which is a private club where high rollers get free booze, food, and privacy. It’s a cozy place with friendly staff, and there are not many places in Sin City where you can get free food and free drinks. Typically, most of the people in the lounge are high-rollers, so the staff tends to treat us well.

Recently, my wife won a poker tournament and walked away with a grand, which made her want to celebrate. So I met her at the Diamond Lounge to have a drink and get the details.

Our server was a recently divorced woman, who was really sexy and my wife immediately took a shine to her. If you’ve read my posts, you know that we are swingers and Wifey plays for both teams.

Our server was infatuated with Wifey’s boobs as they were hanging out from the poker tournament. Turns out that she uses her womanly wiles and nice jugs to keep the players distracted until she can take them out.

When I first saw her outside the lounge, her blouse was unbuttoned down past her nipple line and as usual was not wearing a bra. At almost six-foot, she is a tall, lanky ex-model who is all leg.

So when she started flirting with our server, I could see the girl didn’t stand a chance. My wife can get away with shit that would get my face slapped or a drink thrown in my face. But, she says that she can read another girl, like an open book.

So our server Zoe handed us menus and asked what we’d like to have? Wifey’s looks up at her, and sweetly asked, “I don’t see you listed on the menu?”

I held my breath, wondering what her reaction would be and hoped it didn’t involve a lot of screaming and threats. But as usual, Zoe took the bait and pulled the menu out of Foxy’s hand, wrote something on it, and handed it back to my wife.

She looked at the menu, and a big smile crossed her face as she replied, “That’s what I’ll have.”

Zoe looked at me, and I’m no fool, so I said, “I’ll have what she’s having.” This caused both girls to laugh. Zoe walked back to the kitchen, and Foxy handed me her menu. I saw Zoe’s name and phone number written on the menu.

Zoe came back in a few minutes and brought us a tray of sandwiches and snacks. My wife looked at the tray and questioned, “I don’t see what I asked for and really wanted?”

Zoe’s face turned beet red, and she muttered, “Are you really serious?”

In response, Foxy ran her hand up the inside of the girl’s leg and under her short pencil skirt. Zoe’s eyes opened wide for a second and then closed as she grabbed my shoulder for support. I could see her legs trembling and was afraid she was going to crumble onto the floor.

Foxy laid her cheek on Zoe’s thigh and asked, “Can you join us for a drink?”

“Give me a minute to check, and I’ll be back,” Zoe said as she stumbled off on unsteady legs.

My wife watched her walk off as she smelled her fingers. When she started sucking them, all I could think of to say was, “Slut!”

“You love it,” she told me. “Besides you’d never get in her pants without my help.”

That night ended up in one of the wildest threesomes that we’ve had in a long time. As a writer of erotica (smut), I took that night and turned it into my latest story, which is the fourteenth in the Foxy and Larry series.

Naturally, the story has been shined up a little, and the names changed to protect the guilty. “Coffee, Tea, or ME?” is what I call this debauchery filled romp between the sheets of our two swingers as they share another conquest.

Hopefully, you’ll give it a try. I write stroke material with somewhat of a plot, which makes it a better read than your typical stroke book.

This story as with all of mine tend to be heavy on the girl-on-girl action but filled out with oral, anal, and just plain ole bareback sex. This story is HEA (happily ever after) and is a positive reflection of the best swinging has to offer. The top places to find my stories are on Amazon, SmashWords, or Kinky Literature.

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I’m Larry Archer, and I write erotic stories for the huddled and yearning masses. Most of my stories are available in electronic, paperback, or audiobook formats. Foxy and I are swingers in real life, and I write about the things we do and see. While the Lifestyle is not for everyone, it’s been fun for us. My smut is explicit and hardcore but with a somewhat plot. My porn stories are generally positive and fun as this reflects how enjoyable swinging has been to us. If you’re interested in checking out my stories, I publish at all the typical outlets.

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