Getting Lucky

Wife calling at the wrong time.

First, let me apologize for the Test post sent out yesterday. I discovered a problem with publishing to my WordPress blog that had slipped by their developers. As a software developer myself, there is a reluctance to admit your software is not perfect. As a user, that’s your first hill to climb, convincing tech support there is an issue.

During our over one-hour chat, we attempted numerous ways to replicate and correct the issue with some success. At least they are now aware of the problem, and I’m trying to understand how best to avoid the issue in the future until it gets fixed.

I inadvertently sent out a post to my readers during the testing, which I apologize for. To make up for my bo-bo, I’m offering 50% off any of my SmashWords stories if you use the coupon code WJ69Z during checkout. This offer expires on July 17, 2023.

This morning while having breakfast at Jack, I read an article about Ashley Madison and all the heartbreak caused by the release of 32 million names and naked pictures of cheaters who live amongst us back in 2015.

“Immediately after the leak, those cheaters were harassed, blackmailed, and fired from work. Some committed suicide.”

As a Lifestyle advocate, I’d like to suggest that swinging may be a cheaper and less traumatizing alternative to cheating followed by divorce. The current divorce rate is around fifty percent, so you’d probably have more luck at roulette than betting on your marriage succeeding.

I think most people get married because they love their spouse, but after a few years, things can get a little dull. How many times can you eat chocolate cake before the urge goes away?

Does sleeping with a new girl (guy) every week sound appealing to you? I thought so! Going to a house party avoids all those pesky details such as third-date sex, dinners, and explaining to your wife why you smell like pussy.

Lying is a pain; trying to keep all the lies straight is too much work. Wouldn’t it be better to be able to tell your wife how good the sex was or, even better yet, let her help you take care of the new girl?

Of course, the first thing is to realize that if you’re getting lucky, then wifey is getting lucky, also. The street runs two ways, and it’s not fair for you to roll in the hay with some hottie while your spouse isn’t getting any.

Banging someone else’s wife or husband does wonders for your sex life at home. As hard as it is to believe, partying with someone at a party will generally guarantee that you go home for more awesome sex.

Another benefit to throwing your house keys in a bowl is avoiding divorce lawyers and having heavy objects slammed against your head. I can count on one hand the number of swingers we know who’ve gotten divorced.

One bizarre instance was two couples who generally swapped at parties with each other. They ended up getting divorced and marrying the other half. That one was weird, even by my warped standards.

In many cases, boredom and infidelity are the primary causes of divorce. Swinging eliminates those problems, so the Lifestyle is a good choice.

Foxy and I discussed swinging before we married, and she was open to the idea from the get-go. We were lucky in that we started with a large group of swingers back in the Midwest. This group had been in existence for years before we joined. There were couples in their sixties still in the group.

After saying all this, swinging will not fix a bad marriage but likely finish it. Swinging is a reasonable alternative for stable couples who find that things are getting a little dull. It’s also cheaper than buying a Corvette. I must admit that I have a Corvette but for more fundamental reasons.


I’m Larry Archer, and I write erotic stories for the huddled and yearning masses. Foxy and I are swingers in real life. I write about what we do and see, especially swingers, unicorns, Hotwives, and cuckolds. While the Lifestyle is not for everyone, it’s been fun for us. My smut is explicit and hardcore but with a somewhat plot. Larry Archer’s porn stories are generally positive and fun, as this reflects how enjoyable swinging has been to us. I publish at all the typical outlets if you want to check out my stories.

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About LarryArcher

Larry Archer's the name, smut's my game. I am a writer of erotic literature that's generally always HEA (Happily Ever After), which typically involves no regrets sex. I write in a humorous style with a plot and suitable for reading with one hand. My stories are full of sexual situations that are often taken straight from our swinger lifestyle in Las Vegas. If you want to enjoy erotica, where every page is dripping with action, give me a try.
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