If you write erotica as I do, one of the first things you learn is to avoid Amazon’s Dungeon. Amazon’s censors seem to delight in throwing me under the bus, even when I’ve been careful and followed all the rules.
One of the first stories I published was Caught Screwing Mom’s Daughter. Amazon immediately classified it as “Adult,” which in their parlance means that the writer has gotten his/her knuckles slapped with the ruler. While tiptoeing up to the line, it doesn’t cross over, but Amazon was not a happy camper with the story.
Caught Screwing Mom’s Daughter is only available from SmashWords as Amazon not only threw it into the dungeon but “BLOCKED” it and in all caps! Unlike my wife, I didn’t go to a Catholic school, but she’s told me about nuns and their rulers.
Let’s face it, people who write smut always want to bend the rules and often come close to skirting the edges of acceptable. I’ve learned my lesson while I’ve had a couple of stories that were initially classified as “Adult,” most of my stuff is acceptable to Amazon’s censors. Acceptable is probably not the right word, and tolerable would be better.
I only write what turns me on, and while I don’t expect everyone to agree. I have to assume there is a particular group of perverts that enjoy my work. Larry Archer’s novels are typically humorous and packed full of explicitly described sex scenes.
Girl-on-girl is one of my favorites, and there is little that tops watching two girls (legally aged that is) get it on. I had a woman ask me, “What about two girls always gets the guys going?”
I don’t know, but I love it when I get to watch and choke my chicken. There is just something about two or more girls getting it on that is hard to beat. Plus, as a photographer, it’s so neat to capture the scene with my camera.
Caught Screwing Mom’s Daughter is about a freshman college student who goes to his first kegger and wakes up the next morning with another
freshman freshwoman in bed with him. As they start with still drunk, morning sex, Mom bursts in as she secretly installed an app on her daughter’s cell phone to be able to track her.
The result was that Amazon upchucked into their Wheaties, and the story was blocked before it got even initially accepted. The story is 12,000 words, and I think reasonably good, but hey, what do I know.
I’m Larry Archer, and I write HEA explicit stroke stories for the discriminating pervert with a bag of candy in his/her raincoat pocket. My stories always have a plot of some type, so you can tell your husband that you don’t look at the pictures but only read it for the articles.
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